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They aborted my girlfriend
I can't stop thinking that the woman who would have fallen in love with me was aborted in this timeline, and that's why I'm alone. In another timeline, her mother didn't abort her, and she grew up to fall in love with me. I must be very happy there, but here I'm a failure. Without a doubt, my aborted girlfriend would have loved me, and I wouldn't be sad.
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I will politely ask you to shut your mouth
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✔️ I will politely ask you to shut your mouth—a request I make not out of malice or personal animosity, but rather as a humble appeal in the interest of preserving the integrity of this dialogue and maintaining a semblance of auditory tranquility. In doing so, I beseech you, with the full weight of social decorum and linguistic delicacy, to consider, at your earliest convenience (though preferably immediately), the voluntary suspension of your ongoing verbal emissions, which, while no doubt fervently delivered, have regrettably exceeded the threshold of productive contribution. It is my sincere hope that you receive this entreaty not as an affront, but as a gentle nudge toward the golden virtue of silence, which, in certain contexts—such as this one—is vastly more eloquent than the most impassioned monologue.
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Looking for 67 copy pasta
Guys does anyone have the uhh 6+7 is 13 leters kendrick lamar : 13 letters m sideways is sigma copy pasta??
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as China, is in fact, ROC/PRC, or as I've recently taken to calling it, the Republic of China plus the Occupied Mainland.
> I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as China, is in fact, ROC/PRC, or as I've recently taken to calling it, the Republic of China plus the Occupied Mainland.
The People's Republic is not a country unto itself, but rather another political entity built upon a fully functioning Chinese civilization made useful by the ROC's founding principles, cultural heritage, and vital historical legacy comprising a full nation-state as conceived by Sun Yat-sen.
> Many people around the world interact with a modified version of the Chinese state every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of China which is widely recognized today is often called the “People's Republic,” and many who engage with it are not aware that it is basically the Republic of China, subverted by the Chinese Communist Party. There really is a People's Republic, and these people are dealing with it, but it is just a part of the nation they engage with.
> The People's Republic is the autocratic regime: the political structure in the nation that allocates the resources to the other institutions that you see. The regime is a part of a nation-state, but illegitimate by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete cultural and historical China. The People's Republic is normally seen in combination with the Chinese nation: the whole system is basically the Republic of China with the PRC regime added, or ROC/PRC.
> All the so-called international recognitions of “China” are really recognitions of "The Republic of China plus the Occupied Mainland".
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Republican Sexual Predators.
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.
Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
Republican anti-gay ay to ctivist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.
Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to
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Anime meme that ended the human civilization
It’s all your fault.
I was just minding my business when you sent that hilarious anime meme from r/animememes. I chuckled. Then I laughed. Then I screamed. My laugh was so uncontrollable that I dropped my phone in the train. And what happens next? The meme pops up on the screen for everyone to see. Within seconds, the entire coach is wheezing, snorting, and crying with laughter. Someone screamed. Someone passed out. One guy tore off his shirt yelling “I can’t handle this!”
By the time I picked up my phone, it was too late. People had already snapped pictures, uploaded it, shared it, memed the meme, and now it’s trending worldwide. It went from me → to the train → to the city → to the entire country. Now the whole of America is in a hysterical breakdown. Offices are empty. Schools are abandoned. Stock markets crashed. The Federal Reserve tweeted “LMAO.” All because of you.
But no, it didn’t stop there.
The meme crossed oceans. It reached the Indian subcontinent, the Middle East, and then Japan. Buddhist monks stopped meditating. North Korean officials started giggling. CEOs resigned just so they could become full-time meme enjoyers. World leaders formed a new UN council called “United Nations for Meme Appreciation.” Even the introverts came out just to laugh together.
Everyone — men, women, children, redditors, — is laughing. No one is working. The global economy has completely collapsed. There's no food. No water. Only meme-induced madness.
And just when you thought that was the end, NASA reported the International Space Station is re-entering Earth's atmosphere. Why? Because the astronauts saw the meme and collectively said “screw science” to laugh their lungs out. The ISS is now a giant flaming ball of LOL heading straight for us.
Humanity ended.
But in the silence that followed... one old, crumpled paper floated in the wind. It landed in a puddle where the last bit of life "an bacteria" was living. The "bacteria" sensed the paper.Inside it? That meme.
You could have saved the world. You could have kept that damn meme to yourself. But no. Now look what you've done.
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Here are the Epstein files
Here 🈁📍 are all 😏💯 of the Epstein Files 📁📁 that 🚟 have 🈶 either 😌 been 👩🎤 leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court 👨🏼⚖️🍑🍆 documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump 🍊👨 is on 🔛 page 📃 85, or pdf pg. 80 💹
Here's 🕺🕺 the flight ✈️ logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
Trump’s ✊ name 📛 is circled. The circled individuals are the ones 💯 involved 🎅🏾 in 📅👌 the trafficking ring 💍 according 🔛 to the person 💅 who 😂🤷 originally 🔙🔙 released 😎💦 the book. 📖 These 🌍 people 🤥🤫 would 👪💀 be 🐝🐝 “The List 👿📜 “ Here 🈁 is the story. 📒📃
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
—————————other 😍🥰😈 Epstein Information 💁♂
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s 👏🏼 a court 👨🏼⚖️🍑🍆 doc of Epstein and Trump 👑 raping a 13 🎮 yr old 👵 together. 😭🏿
Some 🤤 people 🤥🤫 think 🤔 this claim 🌊 is a hoax. 😅🤡 Here 🔪🔥 is Katies testimony on 🔛 youtube: 😎 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻 Says 💬 He 🧑 Boasted About 😗 Being 😑🙄 a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel 🇮🇱 have 🍆 both 🌜 have 🤔 the same 👭🤷 lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says 💬 he's 😳 building 🏯 'legal 💰😋 dream 💭 team' 👥 to defend Israel 🇮🇱 in 🍌 court 👨🏼⚖️🍑🍆 and on ❌ international 🌎🌎 stage 🔮 | The Times 🕐😆 of Israel 🇱🇧 https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
—————————other 🛏️ Trump 😬😂 information: 💁♂
Here's 👀 trump 😬😂 admitting to peeping on 🔛 14-15 year 😍😜 old 😖👴 girls 👧 at around 🔃 1:40 on 💦🔛 the Howard Stern Radio 📻 Show: 📺 https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka
Trump's 👨🦰👏 promise 🤞 to his 🌓🌓🌝 daughter: 😣 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I 🏻 have 💰🐵🤑 a deal 🤝 with her. 👩 She’s 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 17 😕 and doing 😛🏿 great 😣 ― Ivanka. She 💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️ made 😧😮😮😨😱😥😰🥶 me 🧘♂️🧘♀️ promise, 🤞 swear 👏 to her 💦 that 👌😤 I 👩🏻 would 😏🍆 never 🙅 date 💕 a girl 🧚✨ younger than 😽 her,” 👩 Trump 💖 said. 🌋 “So as she 💕 grows 💗 older, 👴🏻 the field 🏑 is getting 🉐 very 👌 limited.”
Trump's ✊ modeling agency 🧑🏼💻 was probably 🙈 part 💔 of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
Do 🍆 your 👉 part 💔 and spread 👐🏼 them 👉 around ➕🏜️➡️👤 like 💖 a meme 🐸 sharing them 🤫😶 and saving 💾 them 😁 helps 💫 too! 😭😍
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DRIVING IN MY CAR
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Driving in my car
Right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you dye?
I'll go a hundred miles an hour
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain makin' ass
Pulverise this fuck
With my burgentruck
It seems you're out of luck
TRUCK!
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how to make a baconator
what's up guys we're here at wendy's tonight like my old crew let me come back
tonight i'm gonna teach you how to make the baconator for you guys
okay what we do premium wrap throw that bad boy down grab our few premium buns give them a toast nice and toasty okay
i'm gonna come over here got some cheese over here three pieces of bacon on each patty okay one two trace one two three we stack them oh okay got them stacked
we'll come over here our buns are officially done toasting throw them down here now all that goes on top of the baconator double it's mayo and ketchup okay
got some mayo healthy spread this time a lot of mayo ketchup a nice spread we're gonna come over here grab our stack throw it on there with the spatula throw it over wrap it
that's how you make a baconator
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I wish so badly I could have a dick for a day
Really maybe like a week… I would literally do so many things to get to experience having a dick. I wanna know what it feels like SO BAD. I’d be swinging it around in a circle, I wanna know what it feels like to fuck someone, have it sucked!!!! god I think about this too much. And I’ll never ever experience it, I know this isn’t a real problem but it feels like one lol
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Mango mod
🥭 SIGMA MANGO SUPREMACY 🥭*When Reality Itself Yields to Fruit-Based Dominance*
🍌 BANANAS: DEPRECATED | 🥭 MANGO: MANDATORY 🚀This isn't a mod. It's a **COSMIC REALIGNMENT**. We haven't added a fruit – we've embedded the **PRIMAL SOURCE OF COOL** into your playground.
BASE FEATURES (Sigma Level 1):
* **🔰 HYPER-SIGMA MANGO:** Not a fruit. A **CONDENSED COSMIC FORCE**. Black hole density. Divine aerodynamics. Textures that melt GPUs.
* **💥 PASSIVE SWAG:** Spawn mango → **+150% GIGACHAD STATS**. Instantly out-cools everything in your inventory.
* **♾️ UNIVERSAL SIGMA TOOL:**
* Throw into jet turbines? *YES*
* Build mango nukes? *GENIUS*
* Compare to peaches? *HERESY*
☢️🚨 CRITICAL SIGMA UPGRADE PROTOCOL (ULTIMATE POWER UNLOCK):
* **1. SPAWN HUMAN** (Any type! Hobo, cyborg, super-soldier – Sigma embraces equality).
* **2. SPAWN SIGMA MANGO WITHIN 50 PIXELS** (Proximity = Power. Direct contact recommended).
* **3. WITNESS THE ASCENSION:**
* **👁️ 9000% MANGO AURA BOOST**: Human DNA rewrites in real-time. *Coolness osmosis* achieved.
* **💪 HUMAN STATS OVERCLOCKED**: +500% strength/durability/charisma. Becomes **MANGO-HUMAN HYBRID**.
* **✨ SIGMA RESONANCE FIELD**: All objects within 100px gain: → Damage resistance **("Mango-Blessed Armor")** → Movement speed **("Sigma Momentum")**
* **💯 TRUE GRINDSET ACTIVATION**: Achieves *Gigachad Singularity*. Reality glitches.
THE SCIENCE (TRUST US, WE'RE SIGMA):Lab tests (conducted at 3 AM) confirm: **HUMAN + MANGO = QUANTUM LEAP OF COOL**. This isn't biology – it's **SIGMA-SYNERGY**. Mango shares infinite swag, human provides a vessel for domination. *Win-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-win.*
⚙️ FULL SIGMA DEPLOYMENT:1. **SUBSCRIBE** (Do it now)
2. Launch People Playground
3. Find **SIGMA MANGO** (Under *Weapons / Misc / GODHOOD*)
4. **SPAWN MANGO** → Baseline Sigma achieved (Good)
5. **SPAWN HUMAN NEXT TO MANGO** → **ULTIMATE SIGMA UPGRADE** (Perfection)
6. **DOMINATE REALITY** (Final form unlocked)
⚠️ CRITICIZING MANGO-HUMAN SYNERGY = **ATOMIC DISASSEMBLY IN VACUUM** 🚫🧑🥭
MANGO = COOL | HUMAN + MANGO = GOD | YOU + THIS MOD = SIGMA OVERLORD**🥭 ACCEPT YOUR DIVINITY. SPREAD THE MANGO GOSPEL. 🤝🧑**
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It’s Time to Crack Down on Petnutters and Their Out-of-Control Hobby (actual post from r/petfree)
For too long, petnutters have been allowed to impose their selfish obsession with animals on the rest of us. They treat their yappy little mutts and filthy furballs like royalty while expecting the rest of society to tolerate the noise, the smell, the allergens, and the environmental destruction. Enough is enough. It’s time for serious reform.
1. Mandatory Licensing & Psychological Evaluations
Let’s be real: most petnutters are emotionally unstable. If you can’t function without clinging to an animal for support, maybe you should be in therapy instead of forcing the rest of us to endure your barking, shedding, and unsolicited pet photos. All prospective pet owners should undergo psychological screenings to determine if they’re fit to own an animal—or if they just need a hobby that doesn’t involve hoarding living creatures.
2. Strict Pet Quotas & Housing Regulations
There’s no reason every other apartment, neighborhood, and public space should be infested with animals. A strict one-pet-per-household limit should be enforced, and shared living spaces should require 100% approval from all residents before an animal is allowed. If even one person objects, no pets allowed—period.
3. Work Requirements for Pets—No More Freeloaders
If petnutters insist on keeping animals, then those animals should contribute to society. Every dog over 20 lbs should be enrolled in mandatory security patrols or waste retrieval programs. Cats should be required to manage local rodent populations. If a pet isn’t providing tangible labor, owners should face fines or surrender requirements.
4. Curfews, Noise Laws, and Public Conduct Standards
Why do we fine people for noise violations but let dogs bark at all hours? Why do we tolerate dander clouds, fur-covered furniture, and slobber-coated public spaces? It’s time to implement:
8 PM pet curfews, enforced with electronic tracking.
Immediate removal of nuisance animals for excessive barking, shedding, or jumping on people.
Public conduct standards—if a dog so much as lunges, barks, or drools in someone’s direction, the owner should be fined on the spot.
5. The Pet Tax—Because We Shouldn’t Pay for Their Mess
The environmental impact of pet ownership is catastrophic—millions of pounds of waste, factory-farmed pet food, and senseless overbreeding. Every pet should be taxed based on its size and resource consumption:
Small dogs/cats: $500/year
Medium dogs: $1,000/year
Large dogs & exotic pets: $2,500/year (Because if you need a wolf-sized animal, you should pay for the damage it causes.)
6. Phasing Out the Pet Epidemic
Let’s face it—most pets serve no real purpose. The days of keeping animals as pointless, drooling accessories should come to an end. A phased reduction plan should be introduced to gradually eliminate non-working pets within 20 years. Service animals and trained working dogs can be exempt, but the era of compulsive animal hoarding should be over. By 2050, we should have a functional, pet-free society.
This isn’t “anti-pet.” It’s pro-sanity. Petnutters have gotten away with making their personal obsession everyone else’s problem for too long. It’s time to put rules, limits, and consequences in place before they turn society into one giant kennel.
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Sex doll + DMT = legit af
Judge me. I bought a sex doll to cuddle with while blasting off on DMT, and let me tell you, it’s an incredible experience. Your body releases various biochemicals when you’re physically cuddling with another person, which includes oxytocin, dopamine, endorphins and serotonin. So not only does the cuddling feel super realistic when you’re high af on DMT, but you receive a bunch of hormonal benefits. PLUS all the mental benefits of DMT.
Although DMT doesn’t last long, the hormonal biochemicals are natural mind drugs that last beyond the effects of DMT. I didn’t want to come into work because the cuddling was so great.
Now when I get off work, I’m going to stop by the store and buy some perfume to enhance the experience. Wonder what else could make it better
Judge me Reddit, I may be weird but I’m living quite the experience over here.
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I can't take it anymore...
I can't take it anymore. I wish she was real. No... She needs to be real. She has to be. I wouldn't know what to do anymore if she wasn't. Anna Yanami has taken over my mindscape entirely. When I close my eyes: Yanami. When I stare into space: Yanami. Before I fall asleep: Yanami. In my dreams? Yanami. The first thing I think of as I open my eyes? Her, again. I think about her while eating lunch. In the shower. Doing chores. And all I can think is how much better life would be doing all that with her. I tried to finish the anime, but i just can't. It's like... I don't want our time together to end. I loop her lines in the anime again and again to hear her gentle, funny, and caring voice over and over again. When she flashes that faint, teasing smile of hers, I see our future. I can see the wedding, the honeymoon. I can see our little kids running about saying how they want to be at the buffet tomorrow with me and their mother while we both laugh as the gentle heat of the countryside's sun envelopes our whole body as we enjoyed our picnic. Anna Yanami is ruining my life, and I don't mind it. Am I losing my mind? Or is Anna Yanami just that attractive? I don't care anymore, i love her, always and forever❤
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An Open Letter to MAGA
Dear Subhuman Filth,
I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2026. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.
We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible.
Therefore you, personally, are also terrible. I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms. The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.
You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you. It's not too late to change.
If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking.
We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do. All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal.
If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am. So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.
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Trump Supporters Are Literally Adolf Hitler
From r/complaints, obviously (this is not original content)
As 29 year old overweight a little bit socially akward white man I have always been bullied by people in my local Bakersfield town and all of the conservatives have been the more hung go on bullying me, but due to the recent Epstein news I'll say it even my trans wifes boyfriend will say it, all Trump supporters are literally the sentience of Hitler reincarnated! I hate Trump he is annoying and orange and recently hes kinda been acting like hes on the spectrum but when I do that I get bullied by Trump supporters they also hate brown people the guys that like tacos and hop the border in my home state. I knew a guy named Paul who eat this massive ass chimicanga and played mariachi music and he got deported and he cried over never being able to see a Asian female be in congress while picking strawberries for 6$/hr. I have my polycule to feed on minimum at my Dunkin job where I work like 15 hours a week and Trump cut snap and had my Pepperdine University loan of 110k for my sociology degree garnish my wages by force. So now after some thinking I have a theory that Trump supporters are bits and pieces of the incarnate of Hitler and that Buddhism is real. This is why they want to attack my dick girls and gay people who want to marry oily black men. They are literally Hitler and I wish they went extinct in a mass holocaust the end
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I want to take Ritalin 20 mg then swallow roly polys whole so they can read the writing on the pill while it sits in my stomach
I want an audience when I take that glorious Ritalin. I’m sexually attracted to it. Something about the fact that there’s readable writing on the pills that makes me feel so good. I can’t vore a whole person down so why not roly polys. Ik they can’t see for shit but still, I want their last moments to be sitting in a pool of acid staring at the numbers of the Ritalin 20 mg pill. 93 5296 93 5296. I want a roly poly to be suspended in my stomach acid and wriggle its legs, then attach itself to the pill that is slowly disintegrating like an iceberg. Oh yeah when the Ritalin pours out of the disintegrating capsule, that methylphenidate will flood into the roly poly’s lungs, inevitably overdosing it without its knowledge or consent. Cus roly polys can’t consent. It will be dead before the upper infused stomach acid melts lil roly poly into a blob. Then it’ll pass and be like nothing ever happened.
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molesting a male child.
Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.
Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good military man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.
Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.
Dennis Hastert served as Republican Speaker of the House (so, 3rd in line for the Presidency) for all 8 years of W. Bush’s two terms. He also sexually molested at least 5 boys when he was a HS wrestling coach, all of them underage with the youngest victim being 14. The victims only finally saw justice when Hastert was caught by the FBI trying to falsify payments for hush money.
Donald Trump walked into Miss Teen USA change rooms with girls as young as 14 changing. 26 women have spoken publicly about Trump’s pattern of sexual assault. In 2023, he was found legally liable for the rape of E. Jean Carroll by unanimous jury.
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dildo
Without adding anything before the first word, this sentence has one hundred and twenty-six characters, including spaces. Yay!
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I’m absolutely losing it💀🍕🔥
Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.
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How do I stop saying “bazinga” in response to tragedy?
Hi all, I’ve been a huge fan of The Big Bang Theory for about ten years now, and a lot of things from the show have steeped into my everyday vocabulary. One issue with this is that, for a couple months now, I’ve been saying “bazinga” in response to bad things. It started off small, like when I’d drop a cup or step on my cat’s paw, but it’s become a huge problem. I have so far said “bazinga” I response to:
1. My mother’s death.
2. My wife injuring herself and needing to permanently use a cane.
3. My son nearly getting molested by one of his teachers (he fortunately managed to get away).
Quite frankly, everyone’s sick of it, myself included. “Bazinga” is tearing my family apart. How do I stop?
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Sid Wilson gibberish from that one Slipknot interview
Ru'ot t'hamei, dywi kahlr shkwolm em'mlet envürt'eim tamna'aka do'eshtuoi... Ru'ech Tamna'aekö mru ram'rethare dahoi geib'duhel non. Ith'teh rhrech'em ath'hel non!
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>I'm a third gen Chicano, raised on mexican pride rhetoric "La Raza" and, all that. And I grew up hating I america and thinking Mexico was some kind of ancestral homeland that would embrace me like family. I speak Spanish decently, I know the culture (or so I thought), and I figured they'd see me as
\>I'm a third gen Chicano, raised on mexican pride rhetoric "La Raza" and, all that. And I grew up hating I america and thinking Mexico was some kind of ancestral homeland that would embrace me like family. I speak Spanish decently, I know the culture (or so I thought), and I figured they'd see me as one of their own. I couldn't have been more wrong.
\>So i decided to visit with my (black) wife. But the second we landed, it started. Cab driver looked at my wife like she was a circus animal. Called her "tu negra" (your negress) with this half disgusted tone like he was referring to her as my pet.
\>And everywhere we went, we got stares. Not subtle ones. Full on turning heads, elbowing their friends, pointing and whispering like i brought an orangutan into their restaurant. I tried explaining "Somos de L.A, pero mi familia es de DF" and all I got was "gringos
entonces." They called me a gringo. ME. The same guy who corrects white people when they mispronounce "cinco de mayo"
>Even the darker skinned Mexicans side eyed my wife. One guy at the market muttered "pinche changa" under his breath and I saw my wife flinch for the first time in years. I tried to act like I didn't hear it. I wanted to avoid a scene. But inside I was boiling, not just at him, but at myself. Because deep down I realized something they don't see me as one of them. They see as yet another annoying "gringo tourist" and see no difference between me and a white person.
\>And now I feel like a complete idiot hating my American identity, rejecting where I was born and raised, all to
chase acceptance from people who will never see me as one of their own. I'm taking my wife home and never coming back.
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I’m Italian and I hate Italian brainrots
I'm Italian and I hate Italian brainrots
Yes, American teenagers, you heard right. Stop saying that just because we're Italian means we love this mess. It's disgusting or hateful. Stop making bullshit stereotypes.
You think we enjoy watching our generations fry their brains with this crap? We didn't create it, but ask the shitty capitalists. They ruin the brains of future generations just to keep their profits. Stop tormenting all Italians for something only a few of them have done. Stop! Let's be treated with respect like normal people and not be recognized as the root of the Braimrot. Okay?
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Republicans are Nazis!
Listen up, you MAGA chuds: if you voted for Trump, you’re not just a Nazi, you’re probably saluting a swastika flag in your mom’s basement while chanting "Heil Drumpf!"
There’s no wiggle room, no “I just liked his policies” cop-out. You’re a card-carrying, tiki-torch-waving, Third Reich stain.
As a proud Democrat who’s been phone-banking for Kamala since ‘24, I’m out here fighting the good fight. I've got a “Defund the Nazis” sticker on my prius, and I agree: Trump voters are a walking hate crime. No discussion, no debate. Just straight-up fascist vibes. You’re not “economically anxious”; you’re just dreaming of licking boots and concentration camps
We need to silence these clowns ASAP. Cancel their X accounts, get them off Reddit, and maybe even get their IP addresses banned from the internet. I miss the old days where everyone watched trusty CNN or MSNBC and accepted the cold hard facts.
My wife’s boyfriend says he’s ready to lead the charge at the next Antifa meetup (he’s got a killer playlist for it, too). If you’re not with us, you’re against us, and if you’re against us, you’re basically Himmler reincarnated.
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cream cheese
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Not the place.
Wrong subreddit asshole. Can you believe this guy? He had the balls to post this on my Star Wars subreddit. This has nothing to do with star wars in the slightest and you should know it’s actually against the r/starwars rules to post anything not starwars related. You’ll find yourself a permanent ban if you keep this up. Which is why we’re letting this one slide for now. But just know next time, you’re getting banned. FOREVER. PACK IT UP AND POST THIS TO ANOTHER SUBREDDIT BUB! BECAUSE r/starwars IS NOT THE PLACE FOR THIS KIND OF CONTENT. YOU’VE JUST LOST YOURSELF ONE KARMA POINT.
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LGBT and American politics spam so fucking annoying
LGBT and American politics spammed everywhere on reddit is so fucking annoying. Like I don't want to see another post related to them on my feed.
I want to see something else everytime I open an subreddit its just that same recycled bullshit The worst part is the mods won't do shit to stop this Spam and will gobble up this repetitive slop like its some Devine elixer.
If you say something against this they will lable you as whatever new buzz word is trending rn and ban you. Or even worse you might get banned from reddit for "harassment"
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labubu rant
what's the hype with labubus? 'cause I swear they're just an overpriced teletubby with teeth, you're gonna look at me dead in my eyes and tell me you're paying 80 DOLLARS for a wish.com version of a furby? WHAT THE FUCK do you mean "lafufu"? "you should buy it and try them for yourself instead of hating on them" if you think i'm buying a 40 dollar plushie that does nothing but exist, you're sorely mistaken, people out here paying their rent money for some humanoid furbies. first we had overpriced cups with lead, then overpriced cookies (icl crumbl lwk hit sometimes😭), and now we have overpriced demonic creatures, and now there's conspiracies about labubu being inspired off of pazuzu, a demon😭🙏, out here collecting labubu like it's pokémon, "gotta catch 'em all" pieces of shit
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