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🇬🇧 Just stories. Pictures are copied from the world wide web. 😊 If you see grammar mistakes, please excuse my French🙃 @Contact_ingliz_bot
Taaak.... the phone is missing. And some gold coins from the 17th century😂
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Ovqatlanish vaqtida eng ko'p ishlatiladigan so'z "Oling" bo'lsa kerak. Oling-oling, qolib ketmasin, sovib qolmasin😃
Ingliz tilida bu so'z Help yourself iborasi bilan aytiladi. Yana, o'zizga yordam bering deb tarjima qilib yurmang😅😅
Bu rasmdagi "inostrankani" osh yeyish usulini ko'ring: Creative
Shunaqa turistlar bilan vaqt o'tkazish qiziq-da☺️
This is the place where most people lose their earrings, rings and other jewelry. So, a metal detector helps find the lost items. Topgan-topaloq😃
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Google sometimes expresses its political views and likes to expose them to its users.
In today's them, they are showing satellite photos to mean "climate change (or global warming) is real".
Ilon Musk, the world's richest man and creator of Tesla and SpaceX, says there is no proof climate change is real and caused by humans.
What do you think? Who is right?
Someone who breaks others' relationships is called a Homewrecker. Vocabulary time 😌
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If you discover that your parents and friends are full of lies and terrorize you with horrible fantasy stories, try to focus on other things, such as sports, intellectual games like chess, learning a new language or programming, and scholarships.
Reporting them to the police is the last option. If you decide to report to the police because they're being extreme to you, then just make sure that you have proof, such as voice recording. Always have materials proving their extreme behaviors that terrorize you.
Peace.
What is your guilty pleasure?😈😈😈
This question is uncommon for Uzbek culture😌 It's about your habit that you enjoy but don't feel okay to tell about to others😅
Some examples of guilty pleasure:
~ Watching cat videos on YouTube😼
~ Playing dota (married people💩)
~ Collecting bottles (bakalashka😂)
~ Ghosting someone in instagram 👻
~ Use fortune teller's service 😵💫
What is your guilty pleasure?
Let's break down this famous word:
Qasamxo'r.
From beautiful Tajik language, xo'r is translated as "eat". That's why you may hear Tajik speaking mothers tell this to their children while having a meal:
"Xo'r, bacham" =》Eat, my child.
So, the word "qasamxo'r" means that a person ironically eats Qasam😅 literally, they overuse Qasam. Our wise people😌 say that's a signal❗️/red flag🚩 for us and other community members to be careful from this speaker who overuses Qasam. The reason is simple💁♀: Qasamxo'r tries to trick your mind and to fool you by using Qasam because most people trust in the Qasam.
There are other words being overused in a similar way🤦♀. For example, my dishonest friend very often says religious words🤭 He uses them so masterfully😈 This way he looks so innocent and sounds so innocent🤫. His listeners fall in with him after such impactful speech😶🌫😶🌫😶🌫. His tactic works in most cases and he enjoys controlling his listeners' brains😵💫😵💫
Do you have such friends who uses this tactic?
https://youtu.be/0yL102ubTiw
This is what people are learning about Amir Temur. 🎗
Usually you are verbally attacked 😲 by local people for being Uzbek when you're in India. Be prepared: those Indians may call you Mugal or Mogul.😵💫 Not Uzbek. 🤦♂
Anyways, this is an interesting material. Check it out.
3 universities in Kazakhstan in the last several months have been found guilty for failing to offer quality education. These universities' licenses have been disqualified.
Can you believe this? Of course, you cannot. But, hey, check out how Kazakhstan is really caring about the quality of education its young citizens are getting.
One of the problems they detected at these universities is this: according to the university records, 1 teacher lectured in 2 different seminar rooms at the same time 😅😅😅
Do such "accidents" happen at your university or school too?
Just came across with this random photo showing a virtual classroom. 🌐🌐🌐
Look at the way the lecturer is talking into the camera. 🎥 Students are displayed on the monitors. 📺
Technology is great, isn't it?😊
Hi from Scotland 👋
Oops. Actually. Hi from Scottish from Samarqand 😃
What a happy chubby Scottish guy in skirts😂 Red Deadpool shirt looks fine on him, right? 🤡
I hope you guys will make real-life plans and dreams, and travel around the world. In your Uzbek national dress! Proudly. 🇺🇿
Now you may wanna sit down comfortably and repeat this special phrase 70 times: "ay levart dnuora eht dlrow". Repeating this super special phrase helps you 🤗
Magnificent view with fascinating combination of colors. Do you agree?
People in most parts of the world recognize and love Uzbek clothing styles and colors. Uzbek style is the most unique, creative and respected one among other oriental styles. This doesn't have to be a fact. But, it's the reality. So, stay with Uzbek style. Be yourself.
@Ingliz_uz
Windy city = Chicago
Empire city = New York
La La Land = Los Angeles
Railroad city = Indianapolis
Lost Wages 😂 = Las Vegas
Motor city = Detroit
Big D = Dallas
Hotlanta 😅 = Atlanta
Magic city = Miami
Space city = Houston
Now you know the nicknames of some popular cities in USA💁♀️
What about your city?☺️
Let me start:
Bread city = Tashkent 🍞
@ingliz_uz
Hey friends!
We are back, finally. So, here is what happened: Someone hacked this channel. 😩They had demands before giving the channel back.
They knew that earlier we had discovered a new planet.🔭 So, they asked us to give the planet to them in exchange for this channel. 🙅♀️ After all the long negotiations, we decided to give it away. 🪐 Anyway, we were not sure if there is life in that planet. 🌝 So, we are back again. Safe and sound. We were worried because they could post crazy things.😅
Guy in the photo is Keanu. Actor from Matrix😎
@ingliz_uz
I'm at war with the world and they
Try to pull me into the dark
I struggle to find my faith
As I'm slippin' from your arms
It's getting harder to stay awake
And my strength is fading fast
You breathe into me at last
I'm awake I'm alive
Now I know what I believe inside
Now it's my time
I'll do what I want 'cause this is my life
Here, right here
Right now, right now
Stand my ground and never back down
I know what I believe inside
I'm awake and I'm alive
I'm at war with the world cause I
Ain't never gonna sell my soul
I've already made up my mind
No matter what I can't be bought or sold
Another new vocabulary for that old post: Imposter.
We know who is an imposter among us🙂
https://www.stripes.com/theaters/us/2022-04-16/kentucky-senator-calls-for-us-military-patrols-after-border-visit-5705482.html
Illegal immigrants from Uzbekistan to the USA are being reported on the public news. The reports say that these immigrants from Uzbekistan are very rich and they are entering the USA by crossing the USA-Mexico border.
You must know this: The US patrol agents shoot without warning when they see people illegally crossing the borders.
When I was a child, I would easily get sick. So, I was at children's hospital many times and I stayed there for long periods. At hospitals I saw that all doctors are nice and kind to ill young patients. Most doctors can treat you even better than your parents do. Also, no child suffered from medicine shots through a syringe (people say ukol/укол). Instead, all kids got well. So, I know very well about doctors and ukols.
However, I am saddened to see parents use doctors in horrible terms to stop their children from doing something. These parents terrorize their children by telling stuff like "ou, tegma unga, hozir duxtirni chaqiraman kelib ukol qiladi!".
This horrible method adults and parents use is really disgusting to me and full of lies.
So, stop terrorizing children. Just stop terrorizing children.
These kids don't have to live the terrorizing fantasies you lived in your childhood and still live all these years.
Explain things to children in a normal, logical, healthy way without terrorizing them.
This is about some people who fool others using tricks.
They dress like pure. They act like pure. They say things like pure. They behave like pure. Their actions look pure.
But, their real face is hidden behind their masterful actions. Watch out.
There are still kindest, modest and finest Uzbek people that all nations from the former soviet countries used to admire and praise. There are still a few such people and they are naturally good people.
They don't need any correction or guidance, let's say, from influencers, politicians, religious celbrities, social media star wannabes or anything. They are just born good. Naturally good. Being honest and welcoming is in their DNA. In their genes.
While we feel the pressure under our skin from various macro-level issues, such as unemployment, growing abuse towards women, low living standards etc., good people like above bring hope and peace to our troubled hearts.
These tourists in the photo say this about such Uzbek people: "we are forever humbled to be hosted" by this family sitting on the "tapchan" with their guests from New Zealand.
Read the rest of their story:
www.awaywiththesteiners.com/uzbekistan-hospitality/
Living in Tashkent creates a strong immune in you to road accidents. Almost every day you see a car accident here or there😵💫. You become senseless to such misfortunes (=beting qotib ketadi🤷♂️)
To me, some accidents are funny (I know I am crazy to say this😅). I have been in bus accidents many times🤦♂. My bus usually at a low speed hits some guy on the street😰. But, that guy gets up, checks his arms and legs, dusts off his clothes and walks away as if nothing happened to him😃. Everyone inside the bus is speechless🤐. Some women can manage to say something like "oh my god..."🤭.
Statistics show that road accidents kill around 2,000 each year in our country ‼️. So, in just 10 years 20,000 people ☝️ are dying on the roads while they're going to school, work or their homes.
This is a war we are losing without a fight. Do you think local governments are doing enough to prevent road accidents?
Good news for Uzbekistani citizens looking to pursue a master’s degree in the United States: the U.S. Embassy in Tashkent is thrilled to announce that the application for the 2023-24 Fulbright Foreign Student Program (FFSP) is now open! FFSP is a fully funded exchange scholarship for individuals who have completed undergraduate education and hold a bachelor’s degree. Details: https://bit.ly/3IXo6VF
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Unique and symbolic. Uzbek identity.
Happy Navruz to those who are saving our identity!
You see the laptop screen on the left? A team is at work. On a video call. Most people are working in a similar working environment. At Home.
They say: Home sweet home.🏠
Maybe because of being at home, working productivity has improved. Here are some benefits:
👨👩👧👦Your family is in another room. You can walk up to them for a nice chat.
🍳Your food is in your kitchen. No street food with donkey meat.
🗣You can avoid that annoying, smelly colleague. Be honest, we all have such colleagues who don't wash their mouth and smell like kerosene.
🧘♀️You can do physical exercises anytime so you don't look like a camel.
💵You save a lot on taxi fare and time for going to the office. No car accidents. No psychopath drivers or passengers.
👟 Your clothes don't wear out. We all hate when our favorite clothes start looking outdated and we have to spend for new ones.
☔️ No flue, no sunburn, no dust, no crazy nervous hateful people. Congratulations: you may live longer!
I hate my personal photos. Because my left ear looks terribly big. 🤦♂ How did that happen? Well, take a look at this picture taken the moment before a horrible accident with the soccer ball is really going to happen. 💥
You know what happens after that ball crashs the board game.🚑🏨
Most adults are crazy. No kidding. They use bad words. They insult you. Bad news is that this is not enough for them. 💁♂ They run after you and catch you by the ear.🧏♂ Then they pull your ear as if they're pulling out a fresh carrot 🥕 from the ground.
So, they traumatize you for the rest of your life.👨🦽 Mentally, emotionally and physically. You go to a job interview with that stupid looking ear and check if you can get a job. You may get lucky if you are applying to work in a circus 🎪 or a construction work 👷♂
So, don't traumatize children.🙏
(This is a story someone told us)
International companies with deep pockets are hiring like crazy. Seriously.
If you see these 2 posters and you happen to have some brains, you can understand that these companies are hiring mostly IT specialists. From Uzbekistan.
Latest hot professions are Software Developer, Graphic Designer etc. Salaries can mostly range from $1,000 to $3,000 a month 💵.
You may badly like to work in the middle of the desert pumping oil and all the crap ⛏. Nobody blames you. Well, your family does. For obvious reasons. 💁♀ You are away from home for crazy 3 weeks, sunburt and look like sumalak, and anytime some stupid metal may fall over your head or something⛑
So, you may check software programming opportunities.💡 Check out Java, Python, Kotlin, C# and other programming courses.
@ingliz_uz
Let's go to America 🇺🇸
Xabaringiz bor, bu yil O'zbekistondan 38 nafar o'quvchi FLEX grant dasturi orqali AQShga jo'nab ketishdi. Biz shu o'quvchilardan birini kanalini topdik 😱. Qizig'i kanalda IELTS uchun judayam foydali so'zlar bor ekan, shoshilamiz.
P/S: Californiadan jonli rasmlar ham ko'p 😍