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🇬🇧 Just stories. Pictures are copied from the world wide web. 😊 If you see grammar mistakes, please excuse my French🙃 @Contact_ingliz_bot
Bf -> boyfriend
Idk -> I don't know
Gf -> girlfriend
This is how you avoid wasting letters and your time. Use shortcuts!
When you finally learn English and feel all you need to do next is to leave for a better university and better job 😊
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Don't upset your wife/girl😊
P.s. Deadpool movie star Ryan and his wife's memes 🙂
You know what holiday is coming up soon?😊
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Rich Dad, Poor Dad
by Robert T. Kiyosaki
Rich Dad Poor Dad is Robert's story of growing up with two dads — his real father and the father of his best friend, his "rich dad" — and the ways in which both men shaped his thoughts about money and investing.
The book explodes the myth that you need to earn a high income to be rich and explains the difference between working for money and having your money work for you.
//great for improving listening and learning to pronounce words correctly
Who cares?😂
He doesn't.
Photo from the crazy internet.
Help needed! Some friends have been diagnosed with insta and facebook sickness. Some symptoms:
Poor eyesight, shaking fingers, strange body shape, obsessed with likes, gives away personal information to complete strangers, terrible mouth smell, underdeveloped brain and so on.
Seriously, you think this is a joke?😂
This is how we harm our health: spine issues, poor eyesight, abnormal poise.
Let's straight up 🙂
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Hats off to friends who speak English, Russian and Uzbek🙌 You guys are cool😎
New vocab:
Venti = twenty. Grande = large.
Let's be honest about the qualities of a true friend.
~ They listen to you
~ They do not blame you
~ They do not take advantage of you to satisfy their needs
~ They do not mask and cover up to hide their secretive, dark ideas from you
~ They are secure and loyal
~ They do not leave you even if you do not look any handsome or beautiful
~ They do not scare you just because someone said something bad about you, your character or your dreams
~ They accept you as whoever you are
~ They are thankful just because you exist in their lives
Do you have pets?😊
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Here is an excellent way to distinguish yourself from disgusting people:
Clean after yourself. Brush your teeth. Plant trees.
Also, speak less and listen more😊
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A place a book reader badly wants to be😅
You must be planning to enter bachelor's or master's degree program;
Maybe you plan to apply for a good job with decent salary;
Or, you just wanna speak the best popular, interesting language.
Whatever your plan is, keep swimming, friends! 💫💫💫
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Parents are not perfect. Maybe that's why they never let their daughters achieve their goals and become better version of themselves. They make daughters keep their head down and be as passive as a broom. What's worse, they teach sons not to let sistsers achieve anything. Brothers grow up becoming the haters of own sister's achievement and growth.
These parents abuse kids without abusing them.
Look around. Watch out. Be careful. Toxic parents and hater brothers in family.
Angela Merkel, the head of Europe's richest and most powerful country. She's been leading Germany for 16 years!
You can cheat yourself 🙃
But, deep inside you have always secretly known that you have realistic dreams. And, they happen to you. They do happen to you because they're real. 💯
Happy holidays and cheers to those high-achievers working relentlessly on their dreams!✨
Hats off to you guys! 🙌
Negative people always see the negative in things in life.
See the good in things in life😇
The very girlfriend that cares about your nerves 😅
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🎂 As I am turning 37, I put together a list of 3 undervalued and 7 overvalued things in life.
3️⃣ Undervalued
1. Sleep. Sleep gives a boost to immunity, creativity and psychological well-being.
2. Nature. Nature is the environment that we are biologically designed to feel good in.
3. Solitude. Being alone offers the freedom to make spiritual and intellectual breakthroughs.
7️⃣ Overvalued
1. Big cities. Big cities are sources of pollution, crime and noise. It's good to have access to their resources, but advisable to live outside their borders.
2. Restaurants. Restaurants offer the slowest and least efficient way to eat. Cooking at home allows for healthier diets and more control over ingredients.
3. Hot weather. Sunny weather can bring about not only a lax attitude, but also a risk of cancer and faster aging. Colder temperatures, on the contrary, clarify spirit, body and mind.
4. Fashion. The endless quest to conform with ever-changing trends is expensive and unnecessary. Focusing on comfortable clothes makes life simpler and frees space for things that matter.
5. Real estate. Buying real estate often limits one's choices and is a questionable investment. Renting gives more freedom to move and explore different locations.
6. Social media. The incessant flow of junk cluttering our minds from social media decreases our happiness and creativity. Disconnecting from these internet services is the best thing we can do on any given day.
7. Celebrity advice. Famous people often give unwarranted advice outside their fields of expertise. For all important things in life, it's best to rely on hard science and expert opinion.
There's little competition in an area of becoming a good person 😅
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Teaching is not easy.
This is not only because teachers get miserable amount of income for working a whole month. This is also because they have to put up with some horrible kids who never belong to a community of people with good attitudes.
On this day, we wish teachers to have to deal with fewer of such horrible kids.
What moms describe about their children vs reality😅
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My socially awkward friends 🙃
Become rich, stay rich and just be humble. The rest will be okay. Agree?
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How about spending the next summer in California?😎
Here are fully paid programs for you:
~ FLEX program for pupils at high school
~ Global UGRAD for bachelor's students
~ Fulbright for master's students
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Not coming to the gossip party. No.
Coz so busy building new plans and studying.
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You can train your brain just as you train your muscle.
Good result takes time and continuous effort.
In the end of the day, you achieve your goal.
Take care of your plans and work hard. Otherwise, they will look disgusting and fail you in every step of your life.
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See the boats next to each house door? This is what pupils ride every day to go to school 😃
For dinner, they probably do fishing from the window 🎣
Imagine spending summers in such homes🏖🏝
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There's no magic formula to be successful. Hardwork pays off.
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Do we all have the crave to master a new language? One after another😅 Admit it: it feels extra premium when you speak one more foreign language 🙌 I have a few friends who can speak 4 languages: english, russian, farsi and uzbek💪
It's honor to have such brilliant friends 🙏