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'The biggest expense was installing the mantle ducts to keep the carbonate-silicate cycle operating.'
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'Our anti-de Sitter club is small at the moment, but I've started corresponding with the conformal field theory people.'
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'When you worry that you're missing out on something by not making both choices simultaneously by quantum superposition, that's called phomo.'
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'NOTIFICATION: Now dismissing a head of the Notification Hydra… NOTIFICATION: Success! You have dismissed a head of the Notification Hydra!'
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'[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!'
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'We haven't actually seen a star fall in since we invented telescopes, but I have a list of ones I'm really hoping are next.'
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'If you have an old phone in a drawer, and you listen very carefully, you can occasionally hear the occasional tap of an emitted SIM card hitting the side of the drawer as the phone transmutes to a lower-end model.'
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'There has long been debate about Big Bird's species, with some experts claiming he was a canary, but recent genetic analysis places him firmly in Cariamiformes.'
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''Is it worth anything?' 'I dunno, is the answer to that question worth another $5?''
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'Unfortunately, SawStart is one-use-only. Once started, the blade cannot be stopped, and must be replaced with a fresh blade while the running one is carefully disposed of.'
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'This is the biggest breakthrough since astronomers noticed that the little crosshairs around red giant stars starting to burn helium are all the same size.'
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'The biggest I've seen in a published source in the wild is an 80-fold error in a reported distance, which I think came from a series of at least three unit conversions and area/length misinterpretations.'
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'I know having so many base pairs makes rebasing complicated, but you're in Bilateria, so shouldn't you at LEAST be better at using git head?'
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