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'Calligraphy exam: Write down the number 37, spelled out, nicely.'
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'Buildings constructed from softer materials were damaged by chili pepper impacts to the storm's high Richter-Fujita-Scoville-Mohs hardness rating.'
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'Thankfully for everyone involved, the Winter Olympics officials spotted me and managed to stop me before I got to the ski jump.'
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'People think power over ethernet is so great, and yet when I try to do water over ethernet everyone yells at me.'
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'Hard to imagine political rhetoric more microtargeted at me than 'I love Venn diagrams. I really do, I love Venn diagrams. It's just something about those three circles.''
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'We were going to try swordfighting, but all my compiling is on hold.'
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'IMO the thymus is one of the coolest organs and we should really use it in metaphors more.'
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'Einstein's theories solved a longstanding mystery about Mercury: Why it gets so hot. "It's because," he pointed out, "the sun is right there."'
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'Anadromous fish are more vulnerable in rivers, since the lack of salt means you can quickly crack passwords using rainbow trout tables.'
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'Hint: If you ever encounter this puzzle in a crossword app, just [term for someone with a competitive and high-achieving personality].'
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'Attention all passengers: This is an express sequence to infinity. If your stop is not a power of two, please disembark now.'
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'Ugh, and we JUST went through this yesterday with javelin.'
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'’"‘”’" means "I edited this text on both my phone and my laptop before sending it"'
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'They originally came here to try to investigate our chemtrail technology, and got increasingly frustrated when all their samples turned out to just be water ice with trace amounts of jet exhaust.'
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'The worst was the time they accidentally held the can upside down and froze all the Earth's magma chambers solid.'
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