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'My competitors say the tiny single tiny caster is unsafe, unstable, and offers no advantages over traditional designs, to which I say: wow, why are you guys so mean? I thought we were friends!'
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'You'd think the most expensive part would be the quark-gluon plasma chamber, but it's actually usually the tube to the top of the atmosphere to carry the cosmic rays down.'
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'In my reboot, Dennis the Menace was just trying to send Mr. Wilson a nice comet, but accidentally wiped out his dinosaur garden.'
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'Hey, golf balls float on lava, so this should make recovering them from the hazards easier.'
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'During the day it also activates for neat clouds and pretty sunsets.'
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'The secret fourth kind is 'we applied a standard theory to their map of every tree and got some suspicious results.''
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'Many a hungry time traveler has Googled 'trilobites shellfish allergy' only to find their carrier had no coverage in the Ordovician.'
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'Personally I think mercury is more of a 'wet earth' hybrid element.'
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'We're considering installing a pressurization system to keep the tanks at constant pressure solely to deter them.'
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'They left the belt drive in place but switched which wheel was powered, so people could choose between a regular ride, a long ride, and a REALLY long ride.'
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'Our lawyers were worried because it turns out the company inherits its debt from the parent universe, but luckily cosmic inflation reduced it to nearly zero.'
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'If we can get a brood of 13-year cicadas going, we might have a chance at making this happen before the oceans evaporate under the expanding sun.'
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'If you hold the meteor too long, it may imprint on you and form a contact binary, making reintroduction to space difficult.'
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'[Political pundit on the ScrabbleTV News channel] "After four years of defying orthographic pressure, Joe ceded the top of the ticket to Kamala, who--after considering Josh, Mark, Andy, Roy, and Pete--picked Tim."'
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