The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected Website: https://www.vx-underground.org/ vx-underground Telegram chatroom link: https://t.me/+njfLzUrqos01ZWNh
tl;dr have to euthanize my dog tomorrow morning. Not happy about it. He was a core staff member
Читать полностью…>be me
>be busy with newborn
>wonder what's happening
>check news
ChatGPT is literally just the worlds biggest if else statement
Читать полностью…vx-underground if it were an anime
2019 - 2020: Introduction Arc
2020 - 2022: Rapid Growth Arc
2022 - 2024: Threat Actors TMZ Arc
2024 - Current: AFK arc
I planned on issuing an administrative update on plans and stuff for vx-underground.
I haven't had the time to address some issues with the site
One of these days I'll have enough free time do it
DOGE employees on Monday when the Trump administration requests the CIA conduct personalized one-on-one interviews about Mr. Musk
Читать полностью…RIP "Everything's Computer"
March 11th, 2025 - June 5th, 2025
Press F to Pay Respects
A lot of people don't know this but it's called a computer "virus" because the first "virus" was written by Robert B. Virus. It was written in Rust and discovered in the wild in October, 1976. It primarily targeted Windows 10 machines. He called it Stuxnet
Читать полностью…ChatGPT has ruined everything. I always loved using the em dash but apparently since ChatGPT uses it, it's now a potential indicator of AI slop.
Читать полностью…The other day some dork called gay people demons, or demonic, or something. I commented "Being gay is cool and badass".
I got so much negative feedback from that comment. Hahahahahahaha
I've openly discussed having ransomware panel access, open conversations with people on FBI Most Wanted, I've spoken with the Taliban, communicated with Threat Actors from virtually every single ransomware group — rarely if ever receive negative feedback.
But saying being gay is cool and badass is apparently what crosses the line. Hahahahahahaha
For some reason if we meme Elon Musk or AI stuff there is always a handful of random people, who don't even follow us, who start wilding out in the comment section
Читать полностью…Lol I wrote skillet, not skillset
Chat, I am cooked
For those asking: I have no clue what he is talking about with "Bitcoin style" encryption. I'm not sure if he's loosely alluring to encryption used for accessing wallets (maybe?), or if he's ignorantly referring to blockchain technologies and/or SHA256 hashing.
If I had to make an educated guess, he is probably referring to asymmetrical encryption, but failed to convey it in a meaningful manner — maybe his team explained it in layman's terms and this is how he regurgitated what he was told.
Regardless, it's such a poorly conveyed message with injected buzzwords it is both confusing and funny. The cherry on top is "whole new architecture". This adds an entire new layer of confusion that I don't even want to think about.
When I first made vx-underground my dog was right beside me. Every single day; morning, afternoon, or night, he would be in my office while I worked.
He was there right beside me when I was working on some research projects, working on Black Mass, restructuring or reorganizing the website.
Every morning when I woke up we had a routine. Him and I would go outside. I'd have a smoke, he would use the restroom. We'd go inside and eat breakfast together. Following this him and I would immediately go into my office and get on the computer. While I worked he would sit right beside me on his dog bed.
He did that every single day for years. If I stayed up for over 24 hours, he would be right there next to me waiting for bedtime. If I slept in and was being lazy, he would wait patiently to use the restroom (or yell at me to wake up).
If I ordered food, I'd make sure he had a bite or two. If I ran to the store for snacks, I'd pick him up something.
That's why it is so hard knowing that tomorrow morning I will be administering a near lethal dose of Acepromazine, Gabapentin, and Trazodone to my best friend. Following this he will transported to the veterinarian office to be administered a secondary dosage of medicine which will result in acute brain failure and respiratory failure.
As always, tomorrow when him and I go outside for our daily routine of having a smoke and him using the restroom, I have to offer him his favorite snack (cheese). He'll be super excited, it's uncharacteristic of me to give him a treat for breakfast. He won't know that after he eats it, it will probably the last thing he remembers.
One thing,
I don't know why,
I copy pasted your code and it won't compile
Can't believe this crappy website is already 6 years old.
Читать полностью…wtf why is this cat looking at lockbit ransomware blog
Читать полностью…Gamers express concern over anti-cheats and assert them to be spyware running as "root" on Windows.
Malware doesn't need to be ran at an elevated privilege (especially "root") to achieve it's objective of exfiltrating sensitive information or "spying" on you by watching what you're doing.
All of this can be achieved easily from user mode and can (usually) work even in restricted environments.
tl;dr these large game publishers don't need an anti-cheat to spy on you. They can do it easily from user mode.
Don't let these so-called "experts" lie to you. Nearly 99.9% of malware can be detected and eliminated with a 1 simple Nessus scan. The other 0.01% can be detected and eliminated using nmap (can't be zenmap).
Читать полностью…After hearing about malware nonstop for literally years, your brain starts talking to you like Ryomen Sukuna
Читать полностью…Cybercrime would literally disappear instantly if we all joined forces and simply stopped using the internet
Читать полностью…Hello,
Previously this channel was banned from Telegram. However, it has magically become unbanned. I don't know how or why.
"LISTEN SMELLY, THAT MAN MAY RANSOMWARE CHILDREN'S HOSPITALS, BUT AT LEAST HE ISNT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THE SAME SEX."
Читать полностью…Thank you to DiffeKey for transforming our collection of cat pictures into a website.
Tldr browse cat pictures all day
https://catpics.lol/
Tldr I don't doubt the quality or skillet of his engineering staff. I think Elon Musk says really goofy things
Читать полностью…Chat, we're storing the conversations on the blockchain
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