The third most voted number is: 4 with 209 votes

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WTF!!!

The most voted number is: 3 with 213 votes

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Only 1 hour is left to the end of the Fuck 2024 | Secret Lottery 👀
The current reward size is 1000 $TONNEL + 2450$(paid by participants)

You have to choose between 5 numbers(1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5), And send your number in an encrypted comment with exactly 0.5 TON to fuck2024.tonnel.ton


Please don't choose Number 3

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Let's have a meme contest like the old days(@tonnel_meme), I will send each meme that I like 10 $TONNEL⛏(with my Zk2FA wallet😌)

Be creative and reply to this post📥

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Merry Christmas 5️⃣

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Here is a good analysis by brilliant Пескарь🐟 on Major renting system and ZkFragment

/channel/PeskarBrain/370

👮 By the way, the secret key to accessing your number is controlled by Major and at any time they can stop giving the renter the OTP code or kick them out of their account, also if their database is compromised you will have some North Korean hacker that might access your account along with French authorities.

Use TONNEL and ZkFragment for maximum privacy and self-sovereignty 5️⃣

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🥺$TONNEL: A Resurrection from Coffin 🩸

The price of $TONNEL has surged more than threefold in the past month. Is this a speculative bubble, or is there something much more interesting at play?

😁 When Coffin was first launched, many viewed it as a gambling platform, where factory workers could lose their hard-earned money betting on the prices of shitcoins and waking up to find their assets wiped out overnight. However, Coffin is not a gambling platform. It introduces, for the first time on the TON blockchain, a Positive/Negative Feedback Loop system.

What do I mean by Positive/Negative Feedback Loop? Let’s look at an example: MicroStrategy, the business intelligence firm, is a key player in Bitcoin’s rise. They issued debt bond to buy Bitcoin, and as the price of Bitcoin increased, they were able to raise even more capital. This created a positive feedback loop that allowed them to keep buying more Bitcoin, which further drove the price up.


🤔 While TF focused on a network effect strategy (fancy word for Ponzi), I chose to adopt a similar method to Michael Saylor’s strategy, applying it to $TONNEL. And unsurprisingly, it’s working. Will it grow as fast as a Ponzi scheme or a typical pump-and-dump coin? Probably not. But it is growing steadily and consistently.


🔋 $TONNEL is just a showcase of this strategy in action. If you’d like to participate in this approach, you can do so through the Coffin.Meme Website or the Mini-App. You can also join the BroBot campaign and earn rewards.

5️⃣ We are also introducing the new addition of our ZK ecosystem.

🥺 zk2FA

After recent incident involving Notcoin founder, I decided to not wait for Tonkeeper to implement two-step verification(2FA) and do it myself. zk2FA will allow you to use services like Google or Microsoft Authenticator, combined with Zero-Knowledge Proofs (ZKPs), to add an extra layer of security to your wallet.

Security is a major concern, even for the most experienced crypto users. With zk2FA, you can secure your private keys more effectively, reducing the risk of hacks or unauthorised access. More details on the release date and additional information will be shared soon.

Tonnel App V4 | X | ZkFragment | Chat RU | Chat EN
😍 TONNEL is available at ☕️ Swap.Coffee

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🌪❤️In less than 2 days, the Hipo Finance protocol will have the TGE of their Governance Token $HPO.

Hipo Finance is a Liquidity staking protocol which has a proven track record of development on TON ecosystem for over a year and half, and a TVL of almost 4M$.

The mechanism of their jetton launch is simple, and you can directly buy/sale $HPO on Ston.fi Dex. If you want to shave snipers(maybe get shaved by snipers) you can participate in their jetton launch.

Also on 6 January (6 weeks after TGE) they will take a snapshot and if you own at least 100$ worth of $TONNEL ⛏ + 100$ worth of $HPO OR at least 1 Tonnel Relayer NFT 🌪🥈❌⚔️ + 100$ worth of $HPO then you will get a 5% bonus of your $HPO purchase at TGE.

Tonnel App V4 | X | ZkFragment | Chat RU | Chat EN
😍 TONNEL is available at ☕️ Swap.Coffee

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☀️ More than 111,000 $TONNEL 🥺 is donated to TONNEL Believers Fund ZkGuardian

😈 Private Transfers is now supported in TONNEL V4

This is my TNL wallet address if you decided to buy me a cup of coffee ☕️

TNL7191798B4E495854E541af1C89dCFBd57f25dCDd

5️⃣ Welcome to the Shielded Wallet era on TON

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“Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?” And they said, “Here am I. Send me!”

👮 TONNEL V4 is designed based on the idea behind Tornado Nova. Unfortunately, Tornado Nova was one of the last pieces of code that Tornado Core developers wrote before their arrest. They were part of the EVM ecosystem but it seems they were interested in Telegram Open Network(here is tutorial from 5 years ago recorded by Roman Storm).

Unlike the Dubai clowns, these guys will be remembered vividly and positively for their genius ideas and implementation. But what about TONNEL and us? Will we be forgotten like we have never existed? I do hope we won't be buried in the grave that is being dug for TON ecosystem.

5️⃣ No DeFi project on TON has yet built a DAO for their project. We either use ton.vote or votes inside our private chats or private yacht parties in Dubai. And this is neither Autonomous nor Decentralised. So I designed the ZkGuardian to be the guardians of TONNEL Network in future. ZkGuardian will decide on transaction proposals/execution on chain. A contract, written once and forever guarded by TONNEL Relayer NFT holders.

🪑 I ask every TONNEL holder to donate a part of their $TONNEL balance to this contract, and ZkGuardians will keep us safe in the future.

UQBKPcqOq7Qua1_DT2DphKCErgwR9BrxAXIgYQNRFAqnjyGn

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🥺 TONNEL V4: Shield

1 Private Key
1 Pool
Custom Deposit Amount
Custom Withdraw Amount
Custom Private Transfer

TONNEL V4 is the first Sharded Zk Join-Split Implementation

Coming Soon👨‍💻

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😍 TONNEL is available at ☕️ Swap.Coffee

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🥺Decide the most important decision for the future of $TONNEL!

Out of the 10M Tokens(max supply of $TONNEL), only 1.55M TONNEL have been minted, and the rest are minted every day according to the rules of ALM or Drill.

And now I think it's time to stop it. Forever.

Please think about the positive/negative effect of this over $TONNEL and Tonnel Network and vote here.

🔋 If the proposal is accepted, not a single $TONNEL will be minted, and token ownership and mint access will be revoked. This decision will not be reversible!

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This man deserves to be in jail!

✉️ Provided a free and safe platform for communication in the Communication Censorship Age

🤑 Built an open-source decentralised verifiable platform enabling Financial Freedom for users

#FREEDUROV #FuckGovernments

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🥺 TONNEL.ton

Update your Telegram and say hello to TONNEL Gateway on TON DNS

😈 Every TONNEL Private DNS is a Web3 web page, buy your own TONNEL Private DNS now before it's too late and set up your Web3 page in 1 click.

believe.tonnel.ton

I will give you the treasures of darkness, the hoarded treasures, And the hidden riches of secret places.

🏴‍☠️ Disclaimer:
I encourage you to use the .onion websites with extra caution.

onion.tonnel.ton/libraryfyuybp7oyidyya3ah5xvwgyx6weauoini7zyz555litmmumad.onion
onion.tonnel.ton/tor66sewebgixwhcqfnp5inzp5x5uohhdy3kvtnyfxc2e5mxiuh34iid.onion

5️⃣ If you have a cool .onion website or a secret marketplace of Durov's Sperm on the darknet share it in the comments.

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We are just built different 🍔

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The second most voted number is: 2 with 210 votes

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Thank you for participating 5️⃣

Now let's count the votes 👀

#fuck2024

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Fuck 2024 | Secret Lottery 🥺

After waiting for almost a week, no one seems interested in draining my wallet, so I decided to giveaway 1000 $TONNEL in the last days of 2024 💰

I was going to use +fire command in the chats and giving it away to p*rn bots but after watching the new season of Squad Games I changed my mind 👀

You have to choose between 5 number(1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5), And send your number in an encrypted comment with exactly 0.5 TON to fuck2024.tonnel.ton

Tomorrow at 7pm UTC I will publish the votes and the number that has been chosen the least will be the winner ticket. 1000 $TONNEL + all the TON in the balance of fuck2024.tonnel.ton will be distributed to winners.

Happy New Year🎁 and Fuck 2024 🌅

Please don't choose Number 3

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Zk2FA bless us all! 🥺

Wallet W5 was designed by TonKeeper team and after an audit by TON Core team it has become the de facto of wallets on TON.

Yesterday I finished the first version of @Zk2FA and I decided to test it's safety on my own funds, and probably this is the most publicly seen mnemonic phrase on TON and yet the funds are safe, and I even safely bought $TONNEL with my leaked wallet!

So to make things more interesting I decided to share the source code of Zk2FA plugin and allow you to test different attack vectors and who knows, maybe my drunk version made a mistake and someone could exploit it.

PS: if TF or TON Core decided to help with the development of Zk2FA, they can donate to the leaked wallet(I won't send you my passport or birth certificate:)
UQB8f2SjXNFuaylIYT1-oPcG62eI-cSJr8pr1JLiBBUgXbHf

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How it's started:

We can win a major battle in the arms race and gain a new territory of freedom for several years

- Satoshi

How it's going:
Pay your Taxes and report every crypto asset you own 🌅


Not paying your taxes is illegal. This communication is not intended for persons in the United Kingdom.👛

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🥺🔓300 Anonymous Telegram Number rented on ZkFragment

☀️ It's been 7 months since, We built the first version and for now the only trustless Telegram p2p rent system called ZkFragment. Using ZkFragment guarantees the safety of your number and privacy of the renter. A rent contract that is executed on-chain for the maximum robustness.

⬆️ Recently the @major team announced their plan to launch a similar system for fragment on their mini-app. We hope that their design will be as trustless and private as ZkFragment and wish them best of luck for their platform launch. We also hope that Fragment team won't add some unexpected restrictions to limit ZkFragment or other independent products(Also Check out the split.tg if you have lost your passport or can't find your grandad's birth certificate to do KYC).

❤️ We’re incredibly grateful to the ZkFragment and TONNEL communities for supporting us in our mission to preserve privacy and protect your rights.

💻PS: We haven't forgotten our promise to integrate Telegram usernames with ZkFragment! While we’ve completed the necessary contracts, the current Fragment design for assigning usernames requires a specific authentication process that only Fragment has access to. Without a trustless method to implement this, we’re waiting on potential changes to their design before we can move forward.

Tonnel App V4 | X | ZkFragment | Chat RU | Chat EN
😍 TONNEL is available at ☕️ Swap.Coffee

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/chair 🍆🔪

#fuckKYC

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Happy Birthday to Nikolai Durov🤓

For those of you who are not familiar with him, Nikolai is mostly known for his role in development of Blackrock Data Storage system which now is responsible for holding more than 50,000,000,000$ of Bitcoin ETF

Hey Nikolai, if you ever felt depressed how the idiots ruined your blockchain please take a look at TONNEL V4 and enjoy the magic of ZK and TON.

TONNEL V4 is now fully operational and supports TON + 11 jettons($TONNEL, $VIRUS, $NOT, $WEB3, $ANON, $GRAM, $DUST, $JVT, $XROCK, $HYDRA and $POUCHI 😁)

Tonnel App | X | ZkFragment | Chat RU | Chat EN
😍 TONNEL is available at ☕️ Swap.Coffee

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More than 54,000 $TONNEL 🥺 so far is donated to ZkGuardian ❤️

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🥺TONNEL V4: Privacy Made Convenient

Over 3M TON in assets secured by ZK on TONNEL Network (V1-V3), with over 50,000 ZK proofs verified on the TON blockchain. But now, TONNEL V4 brings a new level of convenience and privacy.

👨‍💻Key improvements:

1️⃣Deposit or top up any amount of TON to your private balance (or listed jettons)
2️⃣Withdraw any amount privately, with or without relayers.
3️⃣Transfer TON privately to other users by TNL address or TONNEL DNS(Coming Soon).
4️⃣Use a single secret key for all your private assets, and login with a password.

😈 TONNEL V4 is built on Tornado Nova UTXO and TON’s Async/Sharded architecture, offering a decentralized solution without any central balance database. It is as convenient as centralized exchanges and @xrocket or @send but fully decentralized and private. And it's fully open-source(check out the code on Github).

🔋 Try out the beta version of TONNEL V4 and leave us your feedback

Tonnel App | X | ZkFragment | Chat RU | Chat EN
😍 TONNEL is available at ☕️ Swap.Coffee

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"He saved others," they said, "but he can’t save himself! He’s the king of Israel! Let him come down now from the cross, and we will believe in him.

For every battle in history, there was a choice between immediate triumph and a greater purpose. In moments of profound struggle, the true courage lies in recognizing that some battles are not won by physical might. It’s in these moments that we define what we truly stand for, shaping a legacy far more lasting of ourselves.

Today, based on the decision of our DAO, I revoked my ownership of the $TONNEL token. Thus burning🔥 8,440,576 🥺🔥 remaining $TONNEL from the supply.

We have entered a new chapter of TONNEL, Where ZkGuardian will support the gates of our TONNEL. A new era with untraceable and unblockable USDT. A new era where I can say FUCK YOU without being scared of what would happen to TONNEL without me.

Welcome to the final chapter of TONNEL 5️⃣

Tonnel App | X | ZkFragment | Chat RU | Chat EN
😍 TONNEL is available at ☕️ Swap.Coffee

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Coffin.Meme ⚰️ | A Death Angels Organisation(DAO) on TON

🌅 Have you ever launched a memecoin?
Probably some of you already launched your memecoin using Gaspump or pump.fun or sunpump

4️⃣ But have you ever KILLED a memecoin?
I'm pretty sure none of you achieved that(unless you are an influencer who rug pulled your audience and now driving in your super cars)

🩸 Coffin is a community tool, a DeFi Platform powered by EVAA Lending Smart contracts to kill memecoins one by one together and earn money. A platform to bury the walking dead.

🩸Use your USDT and join an army of warriors to bring down these Goliath.

What if we loose? We will loose a few bucks but we will all earn badge of honour in our wallets.

But What if we win? We will all earn based on our positions and we can call ourselves the Death Angels.

I ask you to read our Manifesto📕 in English or in Russian(Don't forget to read the referral link section👀)

🩸 Our first target is $PEPE, Let's kill this beast and show them the power of Death Angels.

/channel/MemeCoffin_Bot/coffin

Please also join our chat @cemetery_en

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Indeed, under the law almost everything is purified with blood, and without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness of sins.

Coming Soon🩸

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TON Site inside Telegram🌐
Private TON DNS 🤙
TOR 👮

🙏Belief is the most powerful thing that I have ever encountered. Believing comes in different forms and shapes, Sometimes believing makes us fight for something, sometimes it makes us to love someone and sometimes it makes us to build toward something.

😕I have also faced a lethal poison, it's a vicious killer, it's called Doubt. Belief may kill you but doubt will weaken you. Belief makes you to look into the future and doubt will make you blind. Belief is not about YOU but doubt is all about YOU & just YOU.

☀️ I believe in the values that we build toward, and I'm not afraid of failing or falling when our values are immortal but let's remember Belief is not the absence of Doubt but keeping our faith amidst the Doubts.

Speaking of our values, we are providing some new useful services for Telegram and TON ecosystem.

💰 From now on TONNEL DNS holders can set up their TON Site in just one click in the DNS mini app. And once Telegram integrates the TON Site everyone can access these Web3 pages(I'll share a more detail post on how we used TOR to make these pages private)

believe.tonnel.ton

🧅We thought it would be cool to bring the Darknet inside Telegram, You can now access any website on TOR Network using our free TOR Gateway called TORNEL!

onion.tonnel.ton/<your .onion address>

4️⃣ Just Another Library on TORNEL:
onion.tonnel.ton/libraryfyuybp7oyidyya3ah5xvwgyx6weauoini7zyz555litmmumad.onion

🏴‍☠️ Disclaimer:
I encourage you to use the .onion websites with extra caution.

PS:
All these link will be opened inside Telegram Browser after the next update(v10.15)!

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Buy $TONNEL⛏ with Telegram ⭐️ in @tonnel_network_bot!

/star <amount> TONNEL <wallet>

#fucKYC #candy_wrapper

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