Willy Wonka🍫

06 November 2025 17:27

Any Japanese people?

Willy Wonka🍫

12 October 2025 06:59

Bro, just show me the weather bro

Willy Wonka🍫

10 October 2025 12:31

I wonder what they doing

Willy Wonka🍫

28 September 2025 10:20

I stalked her so hard that I found out she was adopted, should I tell her?

Willy Wonka🍫

04 September 2025 10:33

Short people don’t ‘69’,
They ‘ea’

Willy Wonka🍫

26 June 2025 16:23

I hate people who take drugs

For example:- policemen

Willy Wonka🍫

15 June 2025 21:18

If two witches watch two watches Then which witch watch which watch

Willy Wonka🍫

03 June 2025 22:41

Got a text from grandma

Willy Wonka🍫

29 May 2025 19:56

I’m also in pain 😩😩

Willy Wonka🍫

28 May 2025 13:44

Maybe I am a robot 🤔

Willy Wonka🍫

03 April 2025 07:20

WHAT IF APRIL FOOLS IS ACTUALLY ON 2ND APRIL AND WE'VE BEEN FOOLED THIS WHOLE TIME

Willy Wonka🍫

25 March 2025 09:53

If lesbians were real their sex toys would be shaped like pu$$ie$.

Willy Wonka🍫

18 March 2025 19:48

what if alcohol was addicted to me and im just a victim? did you ever think of that?

Willy Wonka🍫

20 February 2025 14:11

I can’t unsee it now

Willy Wonka🍫

15 February 2025 16:10

“Meeting a girl in the park is good.

But parking meat 🥩 in a girl is better.”

Willy Wonka🍫

15 October 2025 14:43

I can’t be racist, cause racism is a crime. And crime is for the blacks

Willy Wonka🍫

12 October 2025 00:35

Need that promotion 😩😩

Willy Wonka🍫

29 September 2025 21:46

Damn all this over thinking and I still make dumb choices

Willy Wonka🍫

27 September 2025 07:48

Follow me for more financial advice

Willy Wonka🍫

24 July 2025 05:37

Mom said she wants grand babies

But when i practice for it. suddenly i am in the wrong. smh😑

Willy Wonka🍫

25 June 2025 20:05

If you know you know

Willy Wonka🍫

10 June 2025 13:20

We spend so much money on expensive clothes but never realise that the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes

Willy Wonka🍫

03 June 2025 07:32

I want a car like that

Willy Wonka🍫

28 May 2025 21:20

I wish I was a girl, no brain, no tension

Willy Wonka🍫

13 April 2025 04:29

If you ever wondered

Willy Wonka🍫

26 March 2025 06:28

Yesterday my three years all niece killed a butter fly and I got mad and said no butter for week today she killed a cockroach I told her nice try

Willy Wonka🍫

25 March 2025 00:36

I woke up at 6.30am instead of 3.53am

Willy Wonka🍫

25 February 2025 08:29

69 make sense only when 2 lesbian vampires are on period at the same time

Willy Wonka🍫

18 February 2025 14:15

Someone invited me for a gender reveal party, and I was the only one there without pants on.

Willy Wonka🍫

15 February 2025 16:07

Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that.. This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes'