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12 февраля 2023 18:30

Puppy Bowl Overshadowed By League’s Rampant Heartworm Pill Abuse https://bit.ly/3lsk1T9

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12 февраля 2023 17:30

Grocery Store Not Fooling Anybody By Marketing Cantaloupe As Fun Super Bowl Snack https://bit.ly/40I0Ipf

The Onion

12 февраля 2023 16:46

While it’s best to avoid engaging with them at all, if you must talk to someone who is a member of “Chiefs Nation,” here are things you should never say. https://bit.ly/3HY90AE

The Onion

30 января 2023 04:30

Man Credits Great Kissing Skills To Growing Up With Lots Of Sisters https://bit.ly/3fGCWno

The Onion

30 января 2023 03:30

Doctor Just Uses Same Ultrasound Picture For Every Baby https://bit.ly/3R7p2fV

The Onion

30 января 2023 02:00

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The Onion

30 января 2023 01:00

Patrick Mahomes: Despite suffering a high ankle sprain during last weekend’s matchup, Mahomes is confident he still has the mobility to reach the medical tent. https://bit.ly/40alcqw

The Onion

30 января 2023 00:30

Zac Taylor: Despite some recent success, it’s hard to fathom how Taylor still has a job after failing to win a Super Bowl with Andy Dalton. https://bit.ly/3Y14Puu

The Onion

29 января 2023 23:30

Baby Has Sinking Feeling He Left Home Without Oversize Multicolor Plastic Keys https://bit.ly/404qzHB

The Onion

29 января 2023 22:00

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The Onion

29 января 2023 21:30

Nick Bosa Quietly Admits To Offensive Tackle That Being Held Feels Nice https://bit.ly/3Hlm0jM

The Onion

29 января 2023 21:00

Deebo Samuel: The electric wideout led the league in bending the time-space continuum with the most catches after the catch. https://bit.ly/3Y7If3n

The Onion

29 января 2023 20:00

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The Onion

29 января 2023 19:00

Week In Review: January 29, 2023 https://bit.ly/3HCNi6w

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29 января 2023 18:00

“It’s nothing against Black people. I oppose bettering oneself in all forms.” https://bit.ly/3HDGuFA

The Onion

12 февраля 2023 18:00

Week In Review: February 12, 2023 https://bit.ly/3jTmKEL

The Onion

12 февраля 2023 17:00

Honestly, they’re just not as good as New York’s. https://bit.ly/3jVCffr

The Onion

12 февраля 2023 16:30

Man Sure It’s No Big Deal That He’s Betting On Sports In Dreams Now https://bit.ly/3YywwLa

The Onion

30 января 2023 04:00

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The Onion

30 января 2023 02:30

Lazy Poor Person Has Never Earned Passive Income From Stock Dividends A Day In His Life https://bit.ly/3Davgpw

The Onion

30 января 2023 01:30

Trey Hendrickson: The defensive end isn’t letting a broken wrist keep him from playing in the AFC Championship Game, which is frankly scary and honestly kind of fucked up. https://bit.ly/3Dm0oTb

The Onion

30 января 2023 00:45

Andy Reid: There’s no coach more primed and focused on triumphantly returning to the Super Bowl buffet. https://bit.ly/3JlByGv

The Onion

30 января 2023 00:00

Chiefs: Expect Patrick Mahomes to hobble for over 50 yards and limp for two touchdowns. https://bit.ly/3wDBASS

The Onion

29 января 2023 22:30

Laptop Camera Wishes It Could Tell Woman How Good She Looks When She Doesn’t Know She’s Being Watched https://bit.ly/3Diyvep

The Onion

29 января 2023 21:35

Nick Bosa: The defensive end fully utilizes his strength and power to burst through quarterbacks. https://bit.ly/3WDkYoM

The Onion

29 января 2023 21:15

A.J. Brown: The Eagles receiver has it all: hands, legs, feet, arms, ears, a neck, you name it. https://bit.ly/40cVHof

The Onion

29 января 2023 20:30

49ers: An upset win shocks the Philadelphia crowd who are still sober enough to follow what’s happening in the game. https://bit.ly/3XGE66w

The Onion

29 января 2023 19:30

Area 8-Year-Old Formally Rescinds Hunger Complaint Following Mother’s Insulting Banana Offer https://bit.ly/3DkEcIO

The Onion

29 января 2023 18:30

Report: Girlfriend’s Parents Could Hear Everything https://bit.ly/3u74acX

The Onion

29 января 2023 17:30

Vegan Unaware Pineapple He’s Eating Once Used To Beat Cow To Death https://bit.ly/3HADie3