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28 февраля 2023 17:30

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28 февраля 2023 16:45

Scientists Discover New Core At Center Of Earth https://bit.ly/3Z50Q0P #WhatDoYouThink?

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28 февраля 2023 15:15

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28 февраля 2023 05:30

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28 февраля 2023 04:45

Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior https://bit.ly/3kvl5FQ

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28 февраля 2023 03:15

35-Year-Old Unsure Why He Underwhelmed By First-Place Win In Magic: The Gathering Tournament https://bit.ly/3kyU18K

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28 февраля 2023 02:00

What Fox News Anchors Said Privately About Trump’s Election Lies https://bit.ly/3ksqde2

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28 февраля 2023 01:29

Rupert Murdoch: "You don’t get to be the world’s most successful media mogul by being unscrupulous." https://bit.ly/3Zs1CVy

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28 февраля 2023 00:15

Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear https://bit.ly/3Z7xnmR

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27 февраля 2023 23:00

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27 февраля 2023 22:45

From The Archives: The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is The Chupacabra https://bit.ly/3Y4B4IK

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27 февраля 2023 21:15

Biden Announces Nation Can Stay Up Till 9:30 Tonight https://bit.ly/3SvdmnX

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27 февраля 2023 20:30

Dalai Lama Worried There’s Nothing More To Life Than Feeling Deep Connection With All Existence https://bit.ly/3mdh7lC

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27 февраля 2023 19:49

What Fox News Anchors Said Privately About Trump’s Election Lies https://bit.ly/3ksqde2

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27 февраля 2023 19:00

Cheap Nation Falling Apart https://bit.ly/3KKMXR0

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28 февраля 2023 17:00

Gov. Ron DeSantis recently signed Florida’s “Parental Rights in Education” House Bill 1557 into law amid a firestorm of controversy. The Onion answers common questions about the legislation, which opponents have termed the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. https://bit.ly/3m7DA3z

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28 февраля 2023 16:00

Congress Approves Empty Paper Towel Roll For NASA To Use As Telescope https://bit.ly/3Y0Gt3D

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28 февраля 2023 14:30

Bored Baby Wishes It Had Something To Choke On https://bit.ly/3Y4a644

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28 февраля 2023 05:00

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28 февраля 2023 04:00

Postal Service Celebrates Another Awesome Day Of Delivering Mail https://bit.ly/3EGWWmq

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28 февраля 2023 02:30

Sibling Group Chat Used Solely For Expressing Concern About Mom https://bit.ly/3SGeNQw

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28 февраля 2023 01:45

Birthday Post Way Too Sentimental For Friend To Not Be Dead https://bit.ly/3Z41k7b

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28 февраля 2023 01:00

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27 февраля 2023 23:30

Florida Bullies Concerned ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill Would Make It Tougher To Identify LGBTQ Students To Torment https://bit.ly/3Z3N2DG

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27 февраля 2023 22:46

Disney World Fortifies Borders With Armed Characters As Park Announces Plan To Secede From Florida https://bit.ly/3SGvL1a

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27 февраля 2023 22:00

Penguin To Publish ‘Classic’ Roald Dahl Books After Censorship Backlash https://bit.ly/3mcjh5d #WhatDoYouThink?

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27 февраля 2023 20:57

What Fox News Anchors Said Privately About Trump’s Election Lies https://bit.ly/3ksqde2

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27 февраля 2023 20:00

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27 февраля 2023 19:45

Problematic Friend Argues That Kanye Makes Some Good Points About Shoes https://bit.ly/3xV3f1Z

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27 февраля 2023 18:15

According to the latest Dominion Voting Systems filing, here’s what Fox News anchors said about Donald Trump behind the scenes. https://bit.ly/3ksqde2