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Me: Proceed to where?
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Читать полностью…A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Читать полностью…A recent survey indicates that the smartphone is now the number one hand held device.
The penis has slipped to second spot.
Kenyans though. Ati kati ya Rick Ross na Prophet Awuor nani mambo beard?
Читать полностью…Bitcoins can be earned for free on Telegram as shown above, simply follow these steps. You will get Bitcoins for doing simple tasks such as filling in surveys or installing apps. 👆
Читать полностью…Nimeupdate Temple Run yangu leo. The new version ikona Waiguru. Huyu hawachi hata coin moja.
Читать полностью…First man : I call my wife Honey because she is so sweet.
Second man : I call my wife Ginny because she drinks a lot.
Third man : I call my wife Treasure because people wonder where on earth I dug her up.
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Читать полностью…Dad : How are your K.C.S.E results son?
Son : Chini ya maji buda.
Dad : What?
Son : Below C level.
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Top 20 K.C.S.E, 16 are girls. Kwani hizi P2 zimekuwa brain booster?
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