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16 декабря 2016 11:17

Zile nyanga'u zilikua zinavaa t-shirts zimeandikwa ''MY MONEY GROWS LIKE GRASS" zilienda wapi?
Ama zilikutana na ngombe?

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11 декабря 2016 17:00

That crazy moment when you insert a porn DVD in the DVD player at home, then power goes and you have to carry the DVD with you like a laptop the whole day.

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10 декабря 2016 13:00

Tumepanda mat vipoa tu, halafu jamaa akapigiwa
simu akajibu "Hello, babe I can't come right now nimepanda mat moja na bwanako."

Imebidi mat isimamishwe juu kila mwanaume alitaka
kuconfirm hiyo namba.

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09 декабря 2016 20:42

If you hear a girl busy singing this song by Beyonce called "If I Were A Boy,'' then know that her PERIOD PAINS are killing her !!!

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09 декабря 2016 16:57

The beats of this song are so sick that they sound like something you would find on the devil's memory card. Watch the way Papa Jones brags at the end of his freestyle rap.

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08 декабря 2016 07:07

Chali: Hi babe.
Dame: (silence).
Chali: Nimekumiss sana babe.
Dame: (silence).
Chali: 456585566457755, that's airtime worth Kshs.1000. Use it to text me please.
Dame: Gosh. Sorry I was busy sweety. The number is not full..
Chali: Fill it with water. Shetani wewe!!!

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07 декабря 2016 05:29

Google me as your weekend assignment.

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06 декабря 2016 06:51

You know your man is ready to be a father when he holds your legs up during sex like he is changing a pamper.

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05 декабря 2016 12:45

Ukihamia kwa hao mpya unaskianga kupanguza hadi ceiling ukifanya cleaning. After 3 months ile kitu unapanguza kwa hio nyumba ni screen ya simu pekee!

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03 декабря 2016 09:23

Nimeskia lightskin fulani hapa kwa mat akisema ati akimaliza diploma atakuwa diplomat. Imebidi nishuke nianze kutembea.

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01 декабря 2016 10:36

At least K.C.S.E. imeisha, sasa form four girls mtuletee tight pussies. Aki ya nani tumechoka kuchimba makaburi na mitungi hapa.
Gwara gwara mode activated.

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29 ноября 2016 22:06

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29 ноября 2016 11:20

Dame Mkamba na hii weather unapatanga amekupanulia at an angle of 180°, unaingiza tarimbo, balls zinaguzana na lips za nunu, hapo ndio unaskianga kiutamu kimepanda kwa subcutaneous layer ya mgongo kinaenda hivo kwa vas deferens unajipata unamwaga mpaka hewa.

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27 ноября 2016 17:33

Watu wenye huficha last seen yao on WhatsApp and Telegram wote hukuwa malaya in real life.

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26 ноября 2016 14:50

Today marks 7 years since I was arrested for walking into KCB Jogoo Branch with a bag full of weed and tried to open a JOINT account with it.

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14 декабря 2016 11:45

Kama ukona calender ya 1995 ama 2007, usinunue calender ya 2017. Zinafanana. Wakenya tujue kusave resources.

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10 декабря 2016 17:28

No matter how hard and violently you shake your dick after urinating, that last drop is always for the boxers.

#Robert_Mugabe

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10 декабря 2016 12:55

Would you give your M-pesa/ATM card PIN number to your spouse?

Staki ujinga, PIN yangu nakufa nayo. Nitawithdraw pesa kwa ule agent nitapata jenahamu. – 538
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 33%

Yes, of course yes juu yeye ni bae. – 498
👍👍👍👍👍👍 31%

No, hell no. – 382
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Maybe. – 194
👍👍👍 12%

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09 декабря 2016 16:57

The beats of this song are so sick that they sound like something you would find on the devil's memory card. Watch the way Papa Jones brags at the end of his freestyle rap.

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09 декабря 2016 07:56

Hata multiplication haipendi ujinga !!!
Did you know that 1×3 is very different from 3×1?
Najua unajifanya msomi sana so utabishana na mimi.
Sasa we enda daktari akuandikie 1×3 kwa dawa halafu umeze 3×1 ndio utajua tofauti ya punda na fundaa !!!
Ghasia wewe !!!

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07 декабря 2016 11:04

Biashara itawaua aki

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07 декабря 2016 05:25

Ushawaienda kwa funeral halafu mkakula food poa hadi ukafeel kushout, "Next week same time, same place, same day."

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05 декабря 2016 15:22

I am researching on the witchcraft that happens after umevunja thao.

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03 декабря 2016 12:58

Matiang'i couldn't wait for watoto to kula Christmas in peace? Mtoto anauma kuku anaambiwa, "Ungeuma vitabu hivi ungepita."

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02 декабря 2016 19:46

Welcome to the first Telegram channel ever that allows members to participate and give feedback by clicking the "like" button.

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30 ноября 2016 06:35

A woman who sleeps with her bosses can also say she's doing her Master's.

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29 ноября 2016 21:33

With the upcoming graduation, my parents are extremely happy that I am bringing home just one degree in Human Resource Management and not an extra degree in HIV and Disaster Management.

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29 ноября 2016 09:48

*Sees a glass of water.*
My eeexxxx, sh- sh- sheeee used to drink water too!!!!

*Breaks down into depression and suicidal thoughts.*

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26 ноября 2016 16:08

Kimani, Mutuku and Omondi were kidnapped.They were taken to a place they did not know. All three were told by the kidnappers, waende wakuja na matunda kumi kila mtu. Kamau alikuwa wa kwanza kucome na machungwa zake kumi. Kumbe hizo matunda ulikuwa uingize kwa anus na ni lazima ziingie zote ndio uachiliwe. Kamau aliingiza ya kwanza, ya pili akashindwa. Sijui Mutuku alijanjaruka aje akakam na grapes... saa juu grapes ni ndogo aliingiza 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 kuenda kuingiza ya kumi, akacheka zikamwagika zote. Makidnappers wakamuuliza ni kwa nini amecheka. Akajibu "Nimeona Omondi na watermelons..."

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26 ноября 2016 10:22

GROOM SUES HIS BRIDE AFTER SEEING HER WITHOUT MAKE-UP FOR THE FIRST TIME JUST ONE DAY AFTER THEIR WE… - http://wp.me/p3KU8G-2Wx