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25 ноября 2016 19:19

Kivuli ya jioni huwa na madharau sana, nakakatiwa sukumawiki kwa kibanda nayo imesimama kwa butchery.

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24 ноября 2016 21:22

Some wives are just inconsiderate. Surely in a house which has rats, how can you blame your husband that his boxers were found in the maid's room???

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24 ноября 2016 00:14

My side chick's main nigga just called my phone. Nigga asked me if his girl was at my house. It really pissed me off cause this bitch said she was staying home tonight! Now I'm on my way to pick this nigga up so we can find this cheating ass bitch.

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22 ноября 2016 18:45

Today was the day I decided to be serious about life, I took a step that many of my friends can't take. I went for HIV Testing and I came back very HAPPY because I found the clinic closed.

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21 ноября 2016 20:37

Stupidity is when you lick a girl's punanie and you fuck her with a condom. Bruh what are you preventing??? A headache???

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20 ноября 2016 20:40

Kuna dame amenishow anakuja kejani but akasema ati ni nyama kwa nyama. Mimi nikamshow nimesota maybe ugali kwa mayai. Saa hii haniongeleshi. I think akona allergy ya unga.

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20 ноября 2016 10:48

Me: Babe nikuletee nini? Niko kwa supermarket.
Her: Sindano na uzi.
Me: Za nini?
Her: Leo nataka urarue hii kitu tutaishona baadaye.

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20 ноября 2016 10:47

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18 ноября 2016 20:41

Ushawahi sex chat na dame Mkikuyu mpaka akakuitisha pesa ya P2?

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18 ноября 2016 08:15

Tangu msee wa mortuary anisalimie "Habari customer" nimekua na malaria, kizunguzungu, nahara damu na nafeel nikama nikona mimba na mimi ni boy.

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17 ноября 2016 13:58

Lightskin people are God's gift to mankind.

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16 ноября 2016 22:14

Ushawahinyandua dame viproper hadi ukifika climax ukaanza kuongea lugha ya Candy Crush, "Tasty, Divine, Delicious"???

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16 ноября 2016 20:52

Dame akijitoa panty na trouser at the same time vaa condom, kurisk wachia entrepreneurs.

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15 ноября 2016 12:32

After having sex dame anakushow umpatie panty yake yenye imeanguka chini ya bed unapata ni mbili na haukumbuki yake ni colour gani. Hapo ndio unajuanga ufisi haipendi ujinga pia.

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15 ноября 2016 12:25

Surely Kenyans will kill me. The best betting channel names I have come acros today are ;
Trumph Tips
Venom Tips

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25 ноября 2016 09:32

A COLLEGE STUDENT IS IN A COMA AFTER ATTEMPTING TO DRINK 2 GALLONS OF SEMEN - http://wp.me/p3KU8G-2YN

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24 ноября 2016 16:40

WANK TIME - http://wp.me/p3KU8G-2z6

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23 ноября 2016 09:05

"TUMA NUDES KWA HII NUMBER, ILE LINE INGINE GALLERY IMEJAA."
Hehehe hii weather inaaffect watu wa Kamiti Prison mpaka hawataki pesa tena.

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22 ноября 2016 13:43

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21 ноября 2016 04:28

No man lowers his voice like the one in need of condoms at a shop.

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20 ноября 2016 17:43

Aki unajua naskia watu wakisema ati wakikula nyama ya punda wanaskia tu kubeba mizigo. Mimi vile naskia sa hii, nashuku nlikula chipo zimepikwa na mafuta ya condom.

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20 ноября 2016 10:48

Ushawahileta dame kwa bedsitter akakojoa kwa nguvu mpaka ukaskia majirani wamedai, "Leta mitungi maji imerudi."

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19 ноября 2016 21:04

1. Mwanaume ni kumwaga ndani, kuwithdraw achia M-Pesa.
2. Mwanamke ni kuachilia ingie, kukaza achia mechanic.
3. Sex ni nyama kwa nyama, CD achia DJ.
4. Mwanaume ni beer, spirits achia waganga.

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18 ноября 2016 14:18

Dry Spell
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17 ноября 2016 19:52

Aki ya nani !!!!!

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17 ноября 2016 12:59

My sister, you have small breasts that's why your heart gets broken easily, you have no airbags to support your emotions!
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16 ноября 2016 20:56

Stolen pussy is the best. When you take a nigga's girl out and she's not used to being able to order anything she wants coz her man is broke as fuck, the sex you get is priceless !!!

She'll suck the skin off your dick, fuck you inside out till you cum and see your dead relatives.

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15 ноября 2016 13:32

Our 1990 generation is completely fucked. Dame ana-balance boyfriend ambaye ni extra poor huko university, side-nigga, lecturer na sponsor.
Na bado pia anafanya lesbian stuff na bff wake.

#Wife material tutatoa wapi surely?

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15 ноября 2016 12:27

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15 ноября 2016 08:02

Hii vako ya kuita kila mtu brathe hata kama yeye ni dame inabamba kaa shit.
Enyewe watu wanatombana bila kuattach mafeelings.

Ati ,"Vipi brathe si ukam nikutoe ndani."
"Vipi brathe, wacha hako kamgwaro kako ndani ya pussy yako tumalizane nako chap chap."

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