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Last year nilituma beshte yangu kwa manzi yangu amkatie ndio nijue kama love yetu inakuwanga true. Saa hii nimetumiwa wedding invitation.
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What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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Yule dame husema, "Maybach Music" kwa ngoma za Rick Ross saa hii anajifunza kusema, "Wasafi."
#Trumph wins the election
And he had the guts to say that Obama was not an American
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Welcome to the first Telegram channel ever that allows members to participate and give feedback by clicking the "like" button.
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I'll never forget my first girlfriend. It was real puppy love. Every time I went to kiss her she said, "Woof !"
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Unaita watu wa bed-sitter masufferer na wewe bado unaacha mafudhi kwa sabuni ya mzazi.
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WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE, TRUE LOVE AND SHOWING OFF ?
Spit, swallow and gargle.
My ex used to call me Daddy. That was the sweetest thing that came out of her mouth.
#Fuck that 'I love you' shit#
If she carries flat shoes to wear when she gets tired of heels, please don't date her. Date someone who can finish a task she started.
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There once was this guy who was going on a date to the movies with a beautiful girl. Before he went, he made the mistake of eating a jumbo can of beans. Right after he picked her up, he felt the need to fart, but he figured he could wait until they got to the movies. When they got there, he asked her if she wanted some popcorn and Coke. She said sure, so he went to the restroom. The line was long, so he went back to the lobby, got the food, and went back into the theatre. When the movie was over, he goes to the bathroom again, still with a tremondously long line. So he figures he can wait until he drops her off. When they pull up into her driveway, she exclaims, "Oh goodie. My grandparents are here. Come on in and meet them." He agrees, although his A-hole is about to cry at this point. They go in and sit down at the table. Finally, he couldn't hold it in any longer a tried to let it seep out a little at a time. As he squeezed out a toxic blast, he aimed it towards the family's hound dog Duke, in hopes that they might blame the pooch for the horrendous fart. The girl's father stands up and hollers "Duke!" and sits back down. "Great!" he thought. "They really think it's the dog!" So, he starts bombarding the room with a couple, more powerful, louder stinkers. Once again, the girl's father stands up, shouts "Duke!" and sits back down. Finally, he lets it all go and the loudest most hair-curling fart you've ever heard or smelt rippled through the dining room. The girl's father stands up again. "Duke, get the hell out from under him before he shits on you!"
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What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don’t cry when I’m cutting up the hooker.
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Don't you dare get me a tie as a Father's Day present !!!
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Yule dame husema, "Maybach Music" kwa ngoma za Rick Ross saa hii anajifunza kusema, "Wasafi."
#Trumph wins the election
Leo asubuhi nimekunywa chai na samosa ya nyama kwa hoteli but nashuku iyo nyama ilikuwa ni ya panya coz nafeel kuingia kwa mashimo mob.
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The good old days when we had no internet so we had to masturbate over such pictures!!!
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A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present. When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video. He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video. On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's dick. He cums in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough. Then she turns to the camera. "Oh, hello, I want a divorce."
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WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF CONFIDENCE ?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next baby!"
If she comes wearing leopard print panties and bra, make her sleep outside on the grass next to the trees. Who the hell does she think she's dating, TARZAN???
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There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday morning, the man and the dog would go fishing. One day, the man fell in love and got married. After the wedding, when the man and the woman got in bed together, the man turned to the woman. "Tomorrow is Sunday and every Sunday morning, me and my dog go fishing. We'd like you to come along." "And what if I don't want to come along?" the woman asked impatiently. "Well then, sweetie, we'll just have to have buttsex." With that, the man rolled over and fell asleep, and left the woman pondering. "I hate having the buttsex, but I also hate getting up so early. I'll have to think about this more." In the morning, the woman could hear the man going downstairs to get the dog. It was much too early for the woman to get up so she decided to wait for the inevitable buttsex. She waited for about half an hour and fell back asleep, thinking her husband had left already. She awoke to the man, pulling on her arm. "Have you made your decision?" he asked "Yes," she replied. "I do not want to go fishing." True to his word, the man pulled down his pants. "By the way, what took you so long to come upstairs? It usually doesn't take that long to get Sparky up." "I know," the man said. "He didn't want to go fishing either."
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