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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa would send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
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Msupa akiwa on her period then akalie meza, hio meza inakua periodic table?
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Kuna wale madame hulazimisha msee avae Cd then after umeshamnyandua vizuuuuuuri unaskia amekuuliza,
"Aki babe,can I trust you??"
Hapo jua tu ameskia kiutamu flani anataka utoe Cd second half mwendanishe nyama kwa nyama buana!
If your name is Shiro from Kinoo (umesaviwa as Shiro Muthiga House 4) na kwa profile picture yako ya Whatsapp you are holding a baby boy, kuna jamaa amekaa next na mimi kwa matatu za Uthiru heading to Tao (Ako na kitambi kubwa mpaka anakaa ni kama anaota jiko) anazoom hizo nudes umemtumia saa hii.
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As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients." But another voice kept saying, "Howard, you are a veterinarian."
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Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each day, two of the guys sell twenty toothbrushes each, and the third guy consistently sells two hundred. The other two guys are jealous, but they can't figure out his secret. Then, one day, they run into him at the mall, where he's set up a tobacco dip sample table. "This is your secret?" says the first guy. "Try some dip," says the third. They both take a little bit o' dip. "Eeeek!" says the second guy. "This tastes like shit!"
"It is shit. Would you like to buy a toothbrush?"
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A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
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I hope hizi mosquitoes zimebeba soda leo after kugeuza keja yangu blood transfusion center.
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