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26 октября 2016 11:00

Teacher : What is the past tense of "She is pregnant?"
Jonny : She was fucked 🙄.....

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25 октября 2016 17:28

Lakini uyo dame joh. Chris Brown alipiga Rihanna, halafu wewe na jasho yako ya Ruai na Infinix yako unapeleka kimbelembele huko ati unataka selfie na Breezy. Ukona bahati hakukubeba kwa hiyo jet alafu akudrop uko mbele mbele.

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25 октября 2016 13:01

Nilikuwa nachat na mtu fulani then all of a sudden akaniuliza, "Na kwenu kunanyesha?"
Nikamjibu "Kwani nimekutumia text iko na matope?"
Imagine mpaka saa hii hajareply, ama hapendi ujinga?

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25 октября 2016 09:58

L --- O --- L
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25 октября 2016 08:35

WOMEN
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25 октября 2016 08:33

Welcome to the first Telegram channel ever that allows members to participate and give feedback by clicking the "like" button.

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24 октября 2016 18:45

You don't date a Kenyan girl & start bragging about your father's wealth. The girl will start dating your dad. Madame wa kenya ni mashujaa pia.

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24 октября 2016 18:01

Nimekutana polisi hapa tao wakaniuliza, "Mbona unatembea usiku?"
Na mimi nikawauliza, "Kwani usiku watu wanaogelea?"
Sasa hivi niko kwa landrover yao nafikiri wananipeleka nyumbani.
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24 октября 2016 17:44

Sponsors on the loose

Team Mafisi has NO age limit

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24 октября 2016 14:01

Mwanaume mwenye akona Infinix, selfie stick, power bank, na 360 camera anafaa pia kua na pads kwa handbag yake. Huwezi kua na hizo ghasia zote alafu uexpect tukutambue kama ndume.

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23 октября 2016 20:58

Women are always independent until they realize they need dick.

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23 октября 2016 14:22

FEMINISTS
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23 октября 2016 14:21

WOMEN
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23 октября 2016 09:45

The doctor told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it before he got home to his wife. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop replied, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you are down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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23 октября 2016 09:43

A woman had never seen Santa Claus before, but on Christmas Eve night she heard someone come down her chimney so she went downstairs to check it out. ''Oh, it's Santa Claus," she said, "Please stay and chat this is the first time I have met you." Santa replied, "Ho ho ho, I need to go. I need to go!" The lady took off her robe, but Santa said, "Ho ho ho, I need to go. I need to go!" The lady slipped off her nightgown and Santa told her, "Ho ho ho, I need to go. I need to go!" Then the lady removed her panties, and Santa said, ''Hey hey hey, I need to stay. I need to stay, 'cause I can't go up the chimney with my dick this way!"

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25 октября 2016 21:35

Ukitaka dame mkikuyu apatwe na nyege mgonge matiti na wallet.
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25 октября 2016 17:22

MEN
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25 октября 2016 12:54

Kila wakati nikiweka stove nje, naikutanga bila mafuta. Leo niliweka petrol, kidogo kidogo naskia kwa jirani kumelipuka!! Sipendi ujinga.

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25 октября 2016 09:13

Teacher : What is the past tense of "She is pregnant?"
Jonny : She was fucked 🙄.....

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25 октября 2016 08:33

A lot of you girls have been side chicks for so long that if any guy's phone start ringing around you, you automatically stop talking.

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24 октября 2016 19:05

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24 октября 2016 18:02

Shujaa of the year 😂😂😁

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24 октября 2016 17:50

I remember the first time I smoked WEED. I got into the toilet, sat on the toilet and looked for the seat belt for almost 30 minutes.
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24 октября 2016 17:28

Na wale madame walikua wanaambia mamangu "Aaawwwww he's soooo cute" nikiwa 1 year old waliendanga wapi?

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24 октября 2016 10:35

Sometimes life isn't fair. Uliingia mjengo at 6am and your future wife bado ananyanduliwa morning glory somewhere.

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23 октября 2016 14:47

MY WIFE AND I
https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2016/05/08/my-wife-and-i-2/

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23 октября 2016 14:22

Newspapers™ Channel link https://telegram.me/joinchat/B-UUVD8-WViLzB63DXDepA

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23 октября 2016 14:20

SPINACH AND ...
https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/07/07/spinach-and-anal-sex/

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23 октября 2016 09:44

I named my hard drive 'Dat ass,' so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'Back dat ass up.'

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23 октября 2016 09:43

I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.