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23 октября 2016 09:42

A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

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22 октября 2016 18:33

YOUR MUM
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22 октября 2016 17:21

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynaecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”

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21 октября 2016 20:39

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynaecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”

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21 октября 2016 15:41

What is the lightest thing in the world?
A penis because just a thought can lift it.

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21 октября 2016 11:35

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21 октября 2016 10:15

WOMEN
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20 октября 2016 20:55

An old lady was getting on the bus to go to the pet cemetery with her cat's remains. As she got on the bus, she whispered to the bus driver, "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the lady sitting behind him and said, "Sit with my wife, you two have a lot in common."

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20 октября 2016 09:45

The way my ex used to lie, even when she texted me "Good morning", I had to go outside to see if it really was morning.

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20 октября 2016 01:43

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20 октября 2016 00:23

What do you do when your wife is staggering? Shoot her again.

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19 октября 2016 12:57

A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The son asks, "What presents are my sister and I going to get?" The dad answers, "I got you guys an iPad and an iPod." "Wow, thanks," the son replies, "What will you give mom?"
The dad says, "Your mom is getting an iRon."

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19 октября 2016 12:48

A man and a wife were in bed one morning when the wife said, "I had a strange dream last night. I dreamed I was at a penis auction. Long penises were going for $100 and thick penises were going for $300." The husband asked, "What would mine go for?" The wife replied, "They were giving ones like yours away for free." The husband said, "I also had a dream last night about an auction where they were selling juicy vaginas for $500 and tight vaginas for $1,000." "How about mine?" the wife asked and the husband replied, "That was where they were holding the auction."

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18 октября 2016 22:27

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18 октября 2016 15:48

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Those men already have boyfriends.

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23 октября 2016 09:41

Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know what? Your wife IS better."

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22 октября 2016 17:22

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22 октября 2016 17:09

NOW, THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT
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21 октября 2016 16:24

One day three women went for a job interview. The man interviewing them posed all three the same question. "What would you do if you found an extra 50 dollars in your paycheck that you shouldn’t have received?"
The first one said, “I’d give it back as it wasn’t mine and I wasn’t entitled to it.”
When he asked the second one she replied, “I’d give it to Charity.”
When he asked the third one, she was more honest and she said, “I’d keep it for myself and go out for a drink.”
Which one of the three women got the job? The one with the biggest tits!

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21 октября 2016 11:36

A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably playing golf with his friends."

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21 октября 2016 11:34

One day three women went for a job interview. The man interviewing them posed all three the same question. "What would you do if you found an extra 50 dollars in your paycheck that you shouldn’t have received?"
The first one said, “I’d give it back as it wasn’t mine and I wasn’t entitled to it.”
When he asked the second one she replied, “I’d give it to Charity.”
When he asked the third one, she was more honest and she said, “I’d keep it for myself and go out for a drink.”
Which one of the three women got the job? The one with the biggest tits!

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20 октября 2016 20:56

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

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20 октября 2016 19:52

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20 октября 2016 09:28

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE
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20 октября 2016 00:24

MY GIRLFRIEND
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20 октября 2016 00:23

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

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19 октября 2016 12:56

WOMEN
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19 октября 2016 08:46

SEXISM - http://wp.me/p3KU8G-2Xp

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18 октября 2016 21:44

A CUNNING POLICE OFFICER
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18 октября 2016 15:40

A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."