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Wale lightskins walienda Mombasa kuona Chris Brown...deadline ya kumeza P2 ni kesho msije mkasema hamkuambiwa.
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Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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FOR THE "LOVE" OF LAWYERS
https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/24/a-drowning-lawyer/
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
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WHY DO THEY CALL IT PMS ?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
KJ80WO94KG Confirmed. Ksh10,200.00 sent to CHRISTOPHER BROWN WAINAINA on 8/10/16 at 2:01 PM. New M-PESA balance is Ksh30.35. Hakikisha! Press any letter or number and send to stop this transaction.😂😂😂. Sipendi ujinga concert lazima!! #CHRISBROWN
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You are so ugly that when you were born they didn't slap you they slapped your mom.
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Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside.
“Jack, I’ve got to confess — I’ve been sleeping with your wife for 30 years, I’m the father of your daughter, and I’ve been stealing from the firm for a decade.”
“Relax,” says Jack, “and don’t think another thing about it. I’m the one who put mercury in your scotch.”
TRUE, ISN'T IT?
https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/28/children-accidents/
You lost your virginity to get an iPhone but Chris Brown smashes it!
What are you gonna loose next, your kidneys??
MY DAD
https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/27/is-laughter-really-the-best-medicine/
Kidogo kidogo unakula chips zimepikwa na mafuta ya transformer, ukiingia kwa matatu simu zote za Infinix zinajiandika charging ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Welcome to the first Telegram channel ever that allows members to participate and give feedback by clicking the "like" button.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."
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A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
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A guy is sitting at a bar, and a drunk dude walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The first guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk dude comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The first guy looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk dude walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such...a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what, Dad? Go home!"
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THE THINGS MY WIFE'S MOUTH CAN DO
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The best thing I miss about university is getting really sexually aroused whenever I received the message KGKBG58363 Confirmed.
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All rappers brag about being former criminals...
Yet they complain about us illegally downloading their music. 😂😂😂
THE SICKEST JOKE EVER
https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/27/the-best-diss-joke/
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My husband is so stupid that when I gave birth to triplets he wanted to know who the other two fathers were.
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