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12 July 2026 12:14

When it comes to mobile phones, the question of can you hear me now is never no.

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12 July 2026 04:14

At some point, there was probably a guy named Adam who genuinely thought it was called an “Adam’s apple” because it belonged to him.

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11 July 2026 23:14

It's sad people are confusing CGI with AI in media like they have with WIFI and the Internet.

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11 July 2026 14:14

High heels are today’s version of foot binding.

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10 July 2026 02:14

If eventually we said - “Ok, screw it, this 1/2 of the world is banning Ai forever, making it totally illegal, and we’ll have clean versions of every app and the other 1/2 of the world will use Ai.” I think we’d be surprised how many people would pick the 1st world.

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09 July 2026 21:14

People self organize in elevators to maximize space.

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07 July 2026 21:14

Everyone seems convinced the job market is a disaster when the data shows the economy is actually doing fine. This perception is pretty nice for employers as it’s a lot easier to justify suppressing wages when everyone feels lucky to have a job.

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06 July 2026 02:14

The internet goes mad at the idea of a women's version of Ghostbusters or Oceans 11. But will instantly do 'Boy Math' and 'Boy Dinner Stories' versions for themselves

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06 July 2026 00:14

A normal ginger is called a ginger. A hot ginger is called a redhead.

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05 July 2026 04:14

The way old vinyl records were made, by someone singing and the input needle cutting the record. When played back you are essentially hearing a real life echo from that person.

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04 July 2026 21:14

An apartment is a hotel room that you're responsible for cleaning.

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04 July 2026 13:14

Confidently incorrect people are truly actual idiots.

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03 July 2026 20:14

It is possible for a fluent English speaker with perfect vision to never learn the Latin alphabet and only learn Braille instead.

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03 July 2026 16:14

If you pee long enough, the toilet will flush itself.

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03 July 2026 00:14

Bohemian Rhapsody and Schindlers List take place in the same Cinematic Universe.

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12 July 2026 09:14

Thanks to colonoscopies, the average number of cameras up one's butt is between zero and one.

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12 July 2026 02:14

Americans are relatively easier to scam because the culture encourages casual small talk between strangers, which gives hostile actors an easier way to get their “foot in the door”.

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11 July 2026 14:14

If you're flying in an airplane and saving data to "the cloud" the data is going through actual clouds down to the ground.

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11 July 2026 02:14

A decade or two ago we were just worried about kids no longer being able to read or write in cursive. Now we're worried about them being able to read or write at all.

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09 July 2026 22:14

People are wrong all the time, but we had never seen a computer be confidently wrong prior to LLMs.

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08 July 2026 04:14

Via screens, traffic-signals, displays on appliances, and dashboards in vehicles, many of us spend the majority of our lives being led around by artificial lights. The will-o'-the-wisp has evolved.

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06 July 2026 06:14

In a zombie apocalypse, most survivors would be in cities, not forests.

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06 July 2026 00:14

Does everyone's voice in their head (thoughts) sound the same as actual voice? Do Americans for example, think in the same accent as they speak?

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05 July 2026 15:14

Putting a fitted sheet on a bed can make a grown adult lose an argument with fabric.

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05 July 2026 02:14

While it makes for good scenery, the trend of taking maternity photos in a field of tall grasses seems like a uniquely bad time to risk a tick bite.

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04 July 2026 16:14

The funniest thing about the Dunning-Kruger effect is that lots of people overestimate their ability to understand it correctly.

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03 July 2026 23:14

Music conductors probably get the closest to how it must feel being a wizard casting a magnificent spell.

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03 July 2026 19:14

You can't make hay if it doesn't rain.

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03 July 2026 15:14

Mouse and rat claws look big compared to their toes. They'd be huge scaled up to humanoid size.

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02 July 2026 18:14

If Ai were really really as good as people think, people would be using it to get incredibly rich on sports betting. Creating an Ai that is right only 60% of the time would make you millions.