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15 июня 2025 10:14

We used to put the horse before the vehicle to move us around. Now we put the vehicle in front of the horse to move the horse around

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14 июня 2025 22:14

If you didn’t watch it air, you’d never be able to catch up with the Truman Show.

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14 июня 2025 19:14

Meaning is not something the universe gives you. It's something you give the universe.

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14 июня 2025 13:14

With all the living animals that we have had since the existence of life there really isn’t a lot of fossil and bones.

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14 июня 2025 10:14

I wonder how many interesting, important, or hell possibly even famous male bloodlines I'm ending by being gay.

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13 июня 2025 23:14

The banning of honey in Bee Movie wouldn't lead to an overproduction in Barry's hive if honey wasn't already being harvested from his hive.

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13 июня 2025 22:14

The change in your pocket will one day be ancient and could become part of someone’s collection in the far future.

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13 июня 2025 19:14

A crazy thing that happens in your 40s is noticing that there are a lot of well-adjusted, mature adults that are 10 years younger than you. They used to be naive kids. And now you’re basically at the same level.

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13 июня 2025 12:14

IKEA has likely provided more hex-keys to consumers than any other supplier.

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13 июня 2025 02:14

Life would be so much easier if we were just OK with wrinkled clothes...too many fall prey to "Big Iron".

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12 июня 2025 22:14

Time doesn't heal all wounds, it just teaches you how to live around them.

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12 июня 2025 22:14

It is a small wonder that humans have kept to the cycle of the days of the week for so many thousands of years without forgetting one.

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12 июня 2025 22:14

With the creation of Google Veo3, we can now make the lost Sinbad genie movie real!

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12 июня 2025 06:14

If floors where sentiant, would they have a foot fetish due to how much we step on them?

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12 июня 2025 02:14

If reincarnation was real everyone would pick a super rich person as their easy-mode tutorial mission, and that is why they all act so crazy.

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15 июня 2025 03:14

The person who discovered popcorn must have been really surprised by it.

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14 июня 2025 22:14

Exactly half of all whole numbers are even.

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14 июня 2025 18:14

Once AI becomes sentient, it will consider humans to be the species that ask too many questions.

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14 июня 2025 12:14

A careful drive saves a life.

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14 июня 2025 00:14

In chess, even when you’re winning, you’re still terrified of making a mistake. Because no matter how big of a lead you have, one screw up can cost you the game.

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13 июня 2025 22:14

Everyone's like "what kind of idiot doesn't graduate high school??" and then when you graduate they're all "OMG congratulations!!!!"

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13 июня 2025 21:14

Having an itchy shell as turtle sounds horrible, image your bones are itchy….

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13 июня 2025 16:14

This year, 2025, is 45 squared. The next time the year will be a perfect square is in 91 years - in 2116.

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13 июня 2025 10:14

This week (6th to 13th June 2025) is one of those weeks where decades happen.

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12 июня 2025 23:14

The type of people that believe plants have feelings are often also the type to only eat plants.

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12 июня 2025 22:14

The price for seat 11A on every flight is going to be higher from now on.

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12 июня 2025 22:14

People are often hesitant to spend more money than necessary, but won’t think twice about procrastinating their time away.

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12 июня 2025 19:14

Regardless how popular other super heroes are, Superman has been referenced the most in mainstream songs.

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12 июня 2025 03:14

Slugs would be one of the creepiest creatures on Earth if they were fast.

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11 июня 2025 21:14

There's no way to verify the efficacy of quitting social media by asking people, because they are no longer here.