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11 июня 2025 07:14

Most of my daydreaming is done at night.

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11 июня 2025 00:14

In depictions of Lucifer where you can see he used to be beautiful, what if he just looks like that because he's depressed and hasn't showered for a few thousand years?

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10 июня 2025 14:14

The eight planets rotating around our sun could be called an orbyte.

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10 июня 2025 10:14

Sunscreen is the closest thing we have to a real life defense potion.

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09 июня 2025 23:14

If the Magic School Bus kids could safely explore inside someone’s body, that person must’ve had a seriously suppressed immune system — because a healthy immune system would’ve definitely elicited an immune response and attacked them.

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09 июня 2025 12:14

Organisms change their environment and the environment changes organisms.

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08 июня 2025 20:14

Toasters should have lids.

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08 июня 2025 18:14

Dating app bios are like cover letters. They barely matter but it looks weird if you don't write one.

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08 июня 2025 15:14

Contained in a pastry shell, we can cook anything semi-solid in a toaster. Yet we underachieve with just Pop-Tarts and Toaster Strudels.

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08 июня 2025 13:14

"You can't change what you did in the past" but what you decide to do right now is changing the history of your future self.

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08 июня 2025 07:14

You've probably been the pedestrian that your friend said to hit for some points, hypothetically.

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08 июня 2025 02:14

If we had no helium in our atmosphere, our voices would be a tad more manlier.

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07 июня 2025 15:14

It is astounding how much importance chefs and foodies place in the culinary opinions of a tire manufacturer.

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07 июня 2025 08:14

There is a games shop (GameStop or equivalent) out there who holds the record for the most number of preorders where the person died before the game was released and never picked it up.

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07 июня 2025 06:14

I don't think that I would be able to recognize my genitals in an album of genitals.

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11 июня 2025 06:14

Landscapers are against weed.

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10 июня 2025 19:14

Baskets must have been really unreliable if serious advice in the past was to not put all your eggs into one basket.

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10 июня 2025 12:14

The Strait of Messina is so wide that it makes any threat from Scylla and Charybdis practically non-existent.

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10 июня 2025 01:14

In a few years, "AI-or-Real guesser" will probably be a real job.

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09 июня 2025 14:14

Human waste disposal networks are some the most important infrastructure for our way of life and very few people ever see them.

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08 июня 2025 20:14

Pollinators are essentially getting tea-bagged every time the visit a flower.

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08 июня 2025 19:14

If Professor Dumbledore were a dolphin he would he be Professor Dumbledorphin?

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08 июня 2025 18:14

If you've ever build a Lego set, you have probably used the "extra" pieces without ever realizing.

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08 июня 2025 14:14

The Grinch’s enlarged heart was likely a medical cause of his personality change, not a symptom of it.

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08 июня 2025 13:14

I wonder if the rise of the hatchback frustrated kidnappers...

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08 июня 2025 06:14

69°F is a very comfortable temperature.

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07 июня 2025 16:14

Up until the headphones were invented, people almost never heard any sound without some very short delay between the two ears.

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07 июня 2025 10:14

Many people have the same name in real life. But it is almost non existant in movies or books

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07 июня 2025 07:14

The people who pay the $4 fee for immediate deposit are the same people who used to spend in game currency to skip mobile game timers.

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07 июня 2025 04:14

Movies make the assumption that people can change their behaviour and personality.