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02 July 2026 13:14

If internet disappeared tomorrow, there will be huge spike in marriages.

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01 July 2026 21:14

At baggage claim, a whole crowd watches the same loop while each person waits for a different ending.

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01 July 2026 05:14

Did New York ever change their locks after they gave Bill Cosby the key to the city?

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30 June 2026 18:14

A shared laugh can make two strangers feel less like strangers.

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29 June 2026 22:14

It's weird that we don't round ages like everything else. A 24 year and 300 day old person should be said to be 25.

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29 June 2026 08:14

The best way to succeed is to repeatedly fail first. The exception being when even one single failure leads to catastrophic disaster.

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28 June 2026 19:14

"Shrinkflation" is strangely becoming the single best weapon in the war on obesity with prohibitively higher prices and smaller portion sizes / calorie counts... it's altering what consumers can buy / eat

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27 June 2026 18:14

A closed book is both ink on paper and paper on ink.

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27 June 2026 03:14

Pets are, more or less, just animals that we kidnapped long enough to give Stockholm Syndrome to.

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26 June 2026 18:14

A little patience from one person can stop another person from feeling like a problem.

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26 June 2026 14:14

Why don't bags of flour come with built in closures the same way bags of coffee do?

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25 June 2026 20:14

Why do people rarely laugh in movies like they laugh in real life?

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25 June 2026 03:14

Vulcans would make excellent Jedi.

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25 June 2026 01:14

It's really depressing to grow up and learn what Mississippi is actually about, rather than just a super-fun place to spell.

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24 June 2026 19:14

Even if super intelligent machines are possible there still is the bottle neck of time and the physical universe. Gathering resources, doing research, transporting goods, people getting in the way of all of this. These all take time to solve and no amount of genius can solve that.

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02 July 2026 04:14

DNA is a self-replicating blueprint for a meat mech that's piloted by an LLM.

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01 July 2026 05:14

Maybe if we started a monument like Mount Rushmore, but set it up as a competition for billionaires that do the most for humanity, we could stroke their egos enough that they wouldn't be such dicks. I'd look forward to the billionaire boys club loosing their shit over MacKenzie Scott being the 1st.

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01 July 2026 05:14

Is the prevalence of televised instances of financial institutions coming to ruin and everyone killing themselves an example of the opposite of Survivorship Bias?

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30 June 2026 00:14

If your child above the age of 5 can commit to watching a two hour movie without being distracted, they will likely be able to commit to learning multiple valuable skills later in life.

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29 June 2026 18:14

Since he can regenerate, Wolverine most likely has an uncircumcised penis.

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28 June 2026 22:14

Boxer Briefs are a more affordable alternative to Spanxs.

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27 June 2026 21:14

A pet starts as something a person takes care of and becomes something that makes the person feel taken care of.

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27 June 2026 16:14

Pattern recognition is a widely accepted method of prediction until what it predicts makes people uncomfortable.

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26 June 2026 21:14

Seeing a 50% chance to rain is the same as having not checked the weather at all.

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26 June 2026 18:14

The penis is probably the most moisturized part of most men's bodies.

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26 June 2026 07:14

If there was a way for an author to have the written form of male-gaze, it would be Stephen King.

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25 June 2026 12:14

I wonder if humans (or any animal) intrinsically recognise their own species skeleton?

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25 June 2026 01:14

The reason Mothman appears at mass tragedy events is because he's attracted to "the light."

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24 June 2026 19:14

I wonder if the owner of the email address I use for spam has ever noticed.

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24 June 2026 11:14

If you took all the pain killers in a bottle of pain killers at once then you would never feel pain again.