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24 June 2026 08:14

Everyone loves sending reels but hates receiving them — which means we’re all constantly annoying each other and somehow fine with it.

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24 June 2026 00:14

A fly on a TV screen must be like standing on an absolutely massive disco dance floor.

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23 June 2026 21:14

A good listener can make a hard thought feel lighter.

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22 June 2026 21:14

The most powerful force on earth are the stories humans agree to believe together.

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22 June 2026 17:14

This is the first time in the UKs history they are looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond, and Dr Who at the same time.

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22 June 2026 00:14

What if we were created by aliens for some long term goal but in the middle of it they were like "Hey Bob, there's more profitable planet nearby, lets leave this one and earn more". and now we are here just as leftovers.

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21 June 2026 15:14

As AI deepfakes get more realistic, physical camera film might become the ultimate luxury. It will be the only proof of reality.

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21 June 2026 08:14

If you fly out at 1:30 AM on the morning of daylight savings you can be on time and still miss your flight by an hour.

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21 June 2026 05:14

Many of the toys in Toy Story are toxic, considering their age (look at Woody & co). They almost certainly contain lead at the very least.

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19 June 2026 18:14

At some point we might all be “writing” online by just choosing which AI-generated sentence best represents what we were going to say anyway.

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19 June 2026 11:14

The adage 'communication is 10% what you say and 90% how you say it' created thousands of self-help books whose aim is to help people use this to their advantage. What it should have created is thousands of self-help books whose aim is to help people see through overly-confident bullshitters.

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19 June 2026 00:14

Making life harder does not make the result more earned.

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18 June 2026 01:14

In this moment, you are the youngest you'll ever be, and oldest you've ever been.

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17 June 2026 10:14

Since gas is pretty inefficient way of cooking, the saying "now you're cooking with gas" should nowadays be "now you're cooking with induction."

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16 June 2026 04:14

Wouldn't car alarms be more effective loud on the INSIDE? Occasional loud bursts on the outside to draw attention, but extreme noise on the inside would prevent the thief from wanting to remain to hot-wire / steal inside the car.

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24 June 2026 04:14

People being naked in porn means that we get to see tattoos that were never meant to be seen by a lot of people.

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23 June 2026 23:14

Whichever country develops the first business-grade quantum computer first will rocket ahead in global dominance and power.

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23 June 2026 19:14

Smokers are more likely to be hit by lightning.

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22 June 2026 18:14

The person keeping everyone updated is usually the last one people check on.

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22 June 2026 10:14

If Vine existed today, it would probably just be the same old brainrot we already have.

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21 June 2026 16:14

Father’s Day should be nine months before Mother’s Day.

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21 June 2026 10:14

For every time you unexpectedly run into someone you know in a random place, there are probably just as many near-misses you'll never know about.

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21 June 2026 06:14

You can fit all 2^64 possible Minecraft universes inside TON 618 1 million times, and still have a ton of room left over.

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20 June 2026 07:14

Some caveman decided to cook meat over a fire and accidentally invented cooking.

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19 June 2026 16:14

A small favor can feel much bigger to the person rearranging their day for it.

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19 June 2026 06:14

The new Supergirl looks like the feral kid from the old Mad Max movies.

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18 June 2026 01:14

Future generations may never know the thrill of randomly finding cash in the street.

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17 June 2026 14:14

It's highly possible that there are birds with fear of heights.

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17 June 2026 02:14

Bowling alley screens were essentially using GIF responses before it was cool.

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16 June 2026 03:14

What if the Uncanny Valley effect— the unsettling feeling we get when something appears almost human, but subtly “off”— were somehow an adaptation against a current/future threat of AI?