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27 июня 2025 04:14

If knowledge is power, how come that idiots are in charge of the world?

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26 июня 2025 19:14

Anything you've ever done is a canonical part of human history.

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26 июня 2025 17:14

A group chat named after you is the one you’re least likely to be in.

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26 июня 2025 15:14

With the amount of elite people Scooby Doo and the gang have foiled it’s amazing no one has taken them out yet to silence them.

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26 июня 2025 05:14

One of the most important lessons you can learn early is that just because someone does something for a living doesn’t mean they are good at it.

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26 июня 2025 03:14

If Captain Underpants (from the children's series by the same name) were a woman instead of a man, it would not be considered suitable for children and likely never get published.

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25 июня 2025 20:14

We are living in the good old days of chatbots and artificial intelligence.

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25 июня 2025 16:14

The last person to ever speak your name, will probably not realize they were the last.

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24 июня 2025 16:14

If you were born before Sep. 16, 1983, your birth is closer to WWII (Pearl Harbor) than to today.

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23 июня 2025 12:14

When you wake up to roll over in bed, it's like changing the channels on the dreams you're having.

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23 июня 2025 01:14

We might have actual living mammoths before we set foot on Mars.

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22 июня 2025 21:14

Supercar owners spend more money not driving their vehicles than they do driving them.

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22 июня 2025 17:14

Black and white photography is woke. It doesn’t see colour, literally.

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21 июня 2025 20:14

Nowadays, bots are actually humans and humans are actually an AI system.

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21 июня 2025 06:14

A 4D being would be able to see all of our insides but any higher dimensional being could not.

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26 июня 2025 22:14

I’ve never seen a food truck gassing up at a gas station

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26 июня 2025 19:14

Humans are the pinnacle apex predator on the planet and yet the majority of us would not be able to survive in nature for more than a few weeks.

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26 июня 2025 15:14

People swallow tiny bits of themselves (and each other) all the time. Therefore, the taboo of cannibalism isn't about whether or not you eat human; it's about how much human you eat.

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26 июня 2025 11:14

Funeral workers are probably the only people who get buried at their workplace.

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26 июня 2025 03:14

When people use Google, it's Googling. When people use Edge, it's Edging.

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26 июня 2025 00:14

It’s very difficult to imagine what it feels like to be too cold when one is too warm, and vice-versa.

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25 июня 2025 16:14

The US administration’s immigration enforcement seems like a massive, real world Stanford Prison Experiment where immigrants are the prisoners and ICE are the guards.

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25 июня 2025 15:14

'Cigarettes/day' has become the de facto standard measurement unit of unhealthiness.

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24 июня 2025 07:14

Why don't they make a massage place where you can just go sleep after?

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23 июня 2025 01:14

If Pinocchio said that his nose grew every time he told the truth, he could've lied to everyone.

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23 июня 2025 01:14

The definition of salad--"a dish consisting of mixed ingredients"--is so broad that any food with more than one ingredient could be considered a salad.

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22 июня 2025 17:14

Funny how the folks who can start a nuclear war are the ones with cozy bunkers ready to ride it out.

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21 июня 2025 23:14

Poltergeists in New Jersey must be extra angry since they have to spend eternity in New Jersey.

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21 июня 2025 18:14

I wonder if our current era will be called The Great Technological Leap Forward.

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21 июня 2025 05:14

It’s weird how TV episodes usually have names but TV seasons never do.