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Lupin III and Scooby-Doo are counterparts from opposite ends of the earth: Both are long-running mystery series which continue to spawn new seasons and reboots, seminal works in their respective animation industries, and both began as low-budget television series.

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Everyone should have to experience a simulation of what going through a crash on the highways feels like before they get a license.

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If your life flashed before your eyes it would look like a strobe light because of how much you sleep.

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If dogs could talk, walkies would probably turn into negotiations.

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Statistically speaking, the most common final words men across history have heard before dying are probably "I love you" or "Fire".

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If I were trapped in a cardboard house with sentient puppets, I'd probably be just as crazy as Mr Noodle.

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Food becomes stale when exposure to air causes it to either lose or gain moisture beyond desirable levels. Therefore food with the same humidity as the air around it will never become stale

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The world is lucky they called it "twerking" and not "jazz butts".

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A characteristic of fine art is that it takes at least a hundred times more time for the artist to create it than for the patron to enjoy it.

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People keep saying that technology will make us stupid, but the technology that actually made us stupid was lead paint.

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The letters of the English alphabet are not in alphabetical order by pronunciation.

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Not leaving a message is the new leaving a message.

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The tree which will be used to provide the wood for your coffin has already been planted.

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Millenials learned to Google, Gen Z learned to prompt, and Gen Alpha will wonder why we ever had to 'ask' machines anything at all.

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Imagine being the person who was in the restroom when everyone was drinking the Kool-Aid in Jonestown.

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What if light moves in its own dimension, perpendicular to all spatial ones—just like we all agree on a rocket’s upward speed no matter our individual speeds on the 2D ground, we all measure light’s speed the same, no matter our speed of motion through 3D space.

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Front lawns are mostly just for show.

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Every glass of water you drink carries an avalanche of molecules that once sloshed through a dinosaur.

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There is a chance that the sensitivity of testicles is a product of evolution. The cavemen who were not as protective took damage thus lowered their chances to reproduce. Was there a breed of numb balls at some point?

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There are a lot more cats named Tom than mice named Jerry.

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The only thing standing between me and exercise is sitting.

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The majority of monsters aren't evil, just hungry.

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The existence of universal constants, governing laws of physics, and the conservation of energy could be proof that we live in a programmed simulation since if we ever build one, that's exactly how we'd optimise the system.

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The expression "I'd bet dollars to donuts" made more sense when donuts cost less than a dollar.

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Swimming is one of the only sports where coaches tell you to breathe less instead of more.

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Maybe aliens are already watching us because they want Earth but their ethics won’t let them wipe us out. So they wait, watching us spiral toward self-destruction to justify stepping in. Not to save us, but to inherit the planet without guilt

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We are missing a Ms. Multiverse title.

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I don't like to go to sleep because it's difficult to find a comfortable sleeping position. I also don't like to get up in the morning because this means I have to abandon the perfect sleeping position I've spent so much time searching for.

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It is a small wonder that humans have kept to the cycle of the days of the week for so many thousands of years without forgetting one.

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Organisms change their environment and the environment changes organisms.

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