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06 June 2025 10:14

Us humans learn to thrive, thrive to grow, and grow to die.

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06 June 2025 07:14

There are only three categories of home decor: Art, plants, and stuff that used to serve a purpose (books, ladders, etc…).

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06 June 2025 02:14

Everything that has ever happened in existence is explained by something moving from one place to another.

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06 June 2025 00:14

There is no such thing as "nearly infinite".

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05 June 2025 23:14

It's kinda crazy that we have hallucinogenic experiences every night that can sometimes rival psychedelics, and we're just expected to be okay with that and go about our day.

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05 June 2025 22:14

Buns have the same cultural significance in America as tortillas do in Mexico.

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05 June 2025 17:14

They call it "fan service" even when it's episode 1 and a show has no fans yet.

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05 June 2025 09:14

An anteater ends more lives in a single meal than a lion does in its whole lifetime.

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05 June 2025 04:14

Little orphan Annie has red hair. Miss Hannigan has red hair. Red hair is hereditary. Miss Hannigan had the other half of Annie's locket, which Annie understood to be held by her parents. Could she be Annie's mother?

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04 June 2025 23:14

The same people that come to cry at your funeral, can't be bothered to visit you dying in the hospital.

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04 June 2025 14:14

If humans truly generalize, we would be able to use our non-dominant hand without trouble.

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04 June 2025 04:04

Older people using bronzer to look younger has ironically created a generation of people to whom people who use bronzer look old.

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03 June 2025 23:14

If you sleep 5 hours per night and die at age 75, you'll still have spent just as many years awake as a person who sleeps 8 hours per night and dies at age 89.

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03 June 2025 10:14

The 'richest people' list in actuality is the 'legally richest people', which is only close to the actual richest people list. There are tons of illegal super rich people.

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01 June 2025 22:14

Your kids are the only ones who’ll remember that you always stayed late at work to put in overtime.

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06 June 2025 08:14

Every 4th of July is every animal’s 9/11.

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06 June 2025 07:14

Old communication mediums like letters and landphone calls never got in the way of dating. On the contrary, they made it better, gave it more dimensions, fueled romance. However, if dating is objectively worse now than in the past and tech is to blame, there had to be a tipping point, but when?

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06 June 2025 02:14

A lot of people died today.

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05 June 2025 23:14

I wonder if the advent of smartphones have saved more lives or caused more deaths.

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05 June 2025 22:14

They say talk is cheap, and also money talks… ergo, money is cheap.

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05 June 2025 19:14

Vampires will always test positive on the stool test for colon cancer.

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05 June 2025 16:14

The immediate practical society reply when immortality is achieved would be a chaotic world crisis related to the pension assets.

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05 June 2025 04:14

If the Union had formed with Scotland in a more politically and economically dominant position, "wee bairns" would sound educated and "little children" would sound quaint.

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05 June 2025 02:14

Once you find a 4 leaf clover, the chance of finding another increases.

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04 June 2025 17:14

In John Denver's "Country Roads", an Appalachian woman is implied to have never seen the ocean. A significant portion of the Appalachian mountain range actually borders the Atlantic ocean, and even crosses a small part of it.

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04 June 2025 04:14

We'll start to see massed public drone displays as a technological practice for war, just like in olden times they'd do recreational boxing or tournaments or archery as practice for war.

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04 June 2025 01:14

Younger generations used to listen to heavier music than the generation before. It's not the case anymore.

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03 June 2025 12:14

With better drones we can create dynamic shades, similar to clouds in near future which can cover nothing else but our homes.

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01 June 2025 22:14

We’re pretty lucky that the inside of our body itch isn’t a thing.

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01 June 2025 18:14

The NSA probably knows the top commenter on the entire internet.