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19 July 2026 07:14

Civilizations started from kids running away from home.

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18 July 2026 14:14

1 ply toilet paper folded 3 times is 8 ply toilet paper.

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18 July 2026 08:14

We know humans experience time at approximately the same rate because of how approximately close our reaction times are.

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17 July 2026 21:14

Having a photographic memory must have been hard to explain before the invention of the camera.

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17 July 2026 13:14

"1% better every day" forgets to mention the constant burn out after day 100.

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16 July 2026 23:14

People who don't know Roman numerals may buy GTA IV by mistake.

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16 July 2026 00:14

Dreams are like ice cubes, when you try to hold on to them they melt away.

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15 July 2026 17:14

If the 30th of February was a real date, it would be very popular for dentist appointments.

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14 July 2026 20:14

One of the unspoken benefits of working from home is never having to use a public bathroom.

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14 July 2026 20:14

The Rabbit lost the race because he underestimated his competition, not because he wasn't "slow and steady".

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14 July 2026 15:14

You could defeat Medusa by wrapping your arms and legs around her and then looking into her eyes.

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14 July 2026 01:14

Based on the earths rotation, everyone is rolling in their graves.

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13 July 2026 23:14

Someone born at 23:59 experiences less total birthday over their lifetime than someone born at 00:01.

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13 July 2026 07:14

Adults who wave like we teach kids to wave are viewed socially as a bit weird.

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13 July 2026 01:14

Humans have language because we are social animals. The only reason we imagine AI with a language is to communicate with us. But if it were to spawn naturally, it might not need a language, not even a coding language like "assembly", since those were created also, for human understanding.

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18 July 2026 17:14

Comparing Armageddon (1998) and Don't Look Up (2021) shows how mindsets have changed over time.

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18 July 2026 09:14

Bedbugs must have been so happy when people invented beds.

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18 July 2026 01:14

A cell tower miles away can reach my phone, but my Wi-Fi router struggles to reach the next room.

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17 July 2026 19:14

Why don't soccer goalies have giant afros to help stop the ball?

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17 July 2026 06:14

Book signings are the adult version of waiting in line to meet characters at amusement parks.

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16 July 2026 13:53

Socks disappear so often that people have accepted it as a normal part of life.

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15 July 2026 17:14

Ghosts who walk through walls and doors, are struggling with walking on the floor or sitting down on anything!

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15 July 2026 10:14

Fish see air like we see water. Only inverted.

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14 July 2026 20:14

If you use the internet almost every day, there has probably been a lot of money wasted on online ads that you never paid attention to or interacted with.

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14 July 2026 17:14

Time might be the only measurement you can discuss anywhere in the world without first converting the units.

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14 July 2026 03:14

Als must have difficulty using their nickname online due to our standard fonts not differentiating it from AI.

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13 July 2026 23:14

The greatest superpower is imagination. Only humans have shown the ability to use it randomly.

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13 July 2026 15:14

A billionaire probably has the same phone as you.

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13 July 2026 04:14

If AI is used to replace human workers, usage should be taxed as if it were human.

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12 July 2026 15:14

Maybe Fermi's paradox is because every civilization creates AI which destroys it.