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An alien invasion wouldn't unite humanity; nations would be selling each other out at the first opportunity.

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From the moment we are born, we never stop seeing for a single second. Even when we close our eyes, we are seeing the inside of our eyelids.

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I’ll never know how much I’ve subtly impacted the lives of others simply by asking “Do you want a picture with all of you?”

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A lot of comic book characters have names that aren't used much anymore. Not too many Bruces, Clarks, Barrys or Archies these days. Not to mention barely any Richards that go by "Dick" anymore.

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Astrology is looking at the oldest, most important things in the universe and thinking "How could I make this about myself".

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Despite its name and marketing, the sparkling water beverage Liquid Death, has probably saved a lot of lives from dehydration.

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Some day most combustion engine cars trips will have to plan out available refuel stops again.

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The surest sign that you can't trust someone is them telling you that you can trust them.

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More people have likely shouted “Three!” while jumping from a high place than any other number.

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If you work with electricity, you're called an electrician. If you work with viagra, shouldn't you be called an erectrician?

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People that are still lighting off large fireworks in residential areas past 11pm aren’t necessarily assholes. But they are definitely bad at resource management and showmanship. All of these lingering fireworks should have been included in a much bigger and earlier grand finale.

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There are only a few places in the universe that produce oxygen and get bombarded by Jupiter-sized hydrogen clouds ejected by a local star.

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Pi day doesn't exist in England.

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Some of the very first myths about giants probably originated from populations that were just really short relative to any foreigners they met.

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Podcasts have made millions of people keenly aware of how frustrating it is to hear someone not finish their own thought.

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Doctors at the VA should be called Veteranarians.

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The human condition is an effort to optimize your environment for maximum relaxation and enjoyment.

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The show, “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” highlights how our education system often emphasizes information we quickly forget and rarely use.

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There have probably been multiple times that an animal was born with a game changing mutation only to be killed by something outside of its control.

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Edward Graham is gonna just love s'mores.

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People often refer to chess grand masters as grand wizards as a joke, but many grand masters have some grand wizard views.

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If reincarnation is real, I wonder how many people stare at their own art in museums, listen to music they composed in a past life, or read books they don’t remember writing.

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Analog clocks in phones are still fundamentally digital clocks.

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If birds suddenly decided it was fun to poop on humans, there wouldn’t be much we could do about it.

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We technically have the ability to move any particle anywhere; it’s just that some combinations make money and others don’t.

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For as many languages and cultures as there are in Star Wars, there seeps to be a disproportionately low number of silent letters in its words and names.

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If you make a silly face at any random child in public, chances are pretty good they will do one back, right? I wonder how many adults would match your energy if you made a silly face at them. It would certainly make grocery shopping more entertaining.

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When I'm thinking about my dreams, I'm on the outside looking in. When I dream, I'm on the inside looking out.

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Telling students not to use AI at all in school is exactly as useful for preventing cheating as abstinence-only sex ed is at preventing STDs and unplanned pregnancies.

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It’s nice that rain doesn’t fall fast enough to do damage, or early humans would’ve been screwed.

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