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07 июля 2025 18:14

An alien invasion wouldn't unite humanity; nations would be selling each other out at the first opportunity.

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07 июля 2025 13:14

From the moment we are born, we never stop seeing for a single second. Even when we close our eyes, we are seeing the inside of our eyelids.

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07 июля 2025 04:14

I’ll never know how much I’ve subtly impacted the lives of others simply by asking “Do you want a picture with all of you?”

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06 июля 2025 22:14

A lot of comic book characters have names that aren't used much anymore. Not too many Bruces, Clarks, Barrys or Archies these days. Not to mention barely any Richards that go by "Dick" anymore.

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06 июля 2025 21:14

Astrology is looking at the oldest, most important things in the universe and thinking "How could I make this about myself".

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06 июля 2025 21:14

Despite its name and marketing, the sparkling water beverage Liquid Death, has probably saved a lot of lives from dehydration.

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06 июля 2025 12:14

Some day most combustion engine cars trips will have to plan out available refuel stops again.

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05 июля 2025 21:14

The surest sign that you can't trust someone is them telling you that you can trust them.

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05 июля 2025 21:14

More people have likely shouted “Three!” while jumping from a high place than any other number.

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05 июля 2025 11:14

If you work with electricity, you're called an electrician. If you work with viagra, shouldn't you be called an erectrician?

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05 июля 2025 07:14

People that are still lighting off large fireworks in residential areas past 11pm aren’t necessarily assholes. But they are definitely bad at resource management and showmanship. All of these lingering fireworks should have been included in a much bigger and earlier grand finale.

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04 июля 2025 05:14

There are only a few places in the universe that produce oxygen and get bombarded by Jupiter-sized hydrogen clouds ejected by a local star.

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03 июля 2025 17:14

Pi day doesn't exist in England.

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03 июля 2025 09:14

Some of the very first myths about giants probably originated from populations that were just really short relative to any foreigners they met.

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03 июля 2025 00:14

Podcasts have made millions of people keenly aware of how frustrating it is to hear someone not finish their own thought.

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07 июля 2025 18:14

Doctors at the VA should be called Veteranarians.

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07 июля 2025 10:14

The human condition is an effort to optimize your environment for maximum relaxation and enjoyment.

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07 июля 2025 01:14

The show, “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” highlights how our education system often emphasizes information we quickly forget and rarely use.

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06 июля 2025 22:14

There have probably been multiple times that an animal was born with a game changing mutation only to be killed by something outside of its control.

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06 июля 2025 21:14

Edward Graham is gonna just love s'mores.

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06 июля 2025 21:14

People often refer to chess grand masters as grand wizards as a joke, but many grand masters have some grand wizard views.

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05 июля 2025 22:14

If reincarnation is real, I wonder how many people stare at their own art in museums, listen to music they composed in a past life, or read books they don’t remember writing.

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05 июля 2025 21:14

Analog clocks in phones are still fundamentally digital clocks.

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05 июля 2025 17:14

If birds suddenly decided it was fun to poop on humans, there wouldn’t be much we could do about it.

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05 июля 2025 11:14

We technically have the ability to move any particle anywhere; it’s just that some combinations make money and others don’t.

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04 июля 2025 09:14

For as many languages and cultures as there are in Star Wars, there seeps to be a disproportionately low number of silent letters in its words and names.

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04 июля 2025 03:14

If you make a silly face at any random child in public, chances are pretty good they will do one back, right? I wonder how many adults would match your energy if you made a silly face at them. It would certainly make grocery shopping more entertaining.

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03 июля 2025 14:14

When I'm thinking about my dreams, I'm on the outside looking in. When I dream, I'm on the inside looking out.

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03 июля 2025 00:14

Telling students not to use AI at all in school is exactly as useful for preventing cheating as abstinence-only sex ed is at preventing STDs and unplanned pregnancies.

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02 июля 2025 16:14

It’s nice that rain doesn’t fall fast enough to do damage, or early humans would’ve been screwed.