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Trump mocks Macron:

Emmanuel said to me: “Donalddd, you have a deal. I would like to increase my prescription drug prices by 200% or whatever. Whatever you want, Donald, please don’t tell the population, I beg you.”

😂

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It's tough out on the Z front

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This is the difference between playing video games in a luxury apartment in moscow vs spending the rest of your life in a supermax US prison, respect begets respect. Like wise with disrespect

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“…..imagine no possessions… it’s easy if you-“

“Done. Thanks for the oil.”

“…..w-wait…”

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The Trump administration asserts the United States is not interested in the $17,300,000,000,000 worth of crude oil. The Trump administration asserts the Venezuelan President was a dictator and ran a narco-state, hence the United States had to do something.

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Venezuelan Vice President Delcy Rodriguez calls for the United States to release Maduro's back to its country

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NOW - Trump says he thinks it would "be very tough" for Maria Machado, to be Venezuela's leader as she lacks the support or respect within the country and says the U.S. is "going to take back the oil that, frankly, we should have taken back a long time ago."

@disclosetv

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All your oil are belong to us

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New "Who must go?" Just dropped

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Fell it for again award to our MAGAbros

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Trump on Erdogan and Syria:

Don’t forget, it was President Erdogan that helped very much. He never wanted the credit for it, but he really, really gets a lot of credit.

President Erdogan should get a lot of good credit for what he did. He got rid of some very bad people, and they’ve been wanting to do that for a thousand years.

President Erdogan did it, and we give him a lot of credit.

I think it’s going to work out well between Syria and Israel.

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Bro gave him a dollar for saving his family

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🇺🇸 ✡ Alex Jones says he likes to visit Israel soon and touch the wall as cultural and historical place

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when Epstein was arrested, ✡ Alex Jones said 🇨🇳 China was the one behind him

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Nick Fuentes right now (he wasn't even nominated):

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Marco Rubio has been assigned to lead Venezuela’s gov’t transition

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Are European heads of state cokeheads?
Suspect 1: The obvious
The drug on Zelensky’s table is “Mili Nosik” drops.

These are children’s drops with phenylephrine — a sympathomimetic aminophylline-type substance that causes constriction of blood vessels in the nose.

Constriction of the blood vessels reduces blood filling of the nasopharyngeal mucosa and thus causes a prolonged reduction in the severity of its swelling.

Swelling occurs both from chronic rhinitis and from the use, by nasal inhalation, of cocaine

This drug is well known and extremely popular among cocaine users; they explicitly recommend it because it is very convenient — it is not dripped into the nose, but into the mouth

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Now we add Maduro to the list

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Venezuelan Vice President, Delcy Rodriguez, has reportedly fled to Russia.

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The United States government has asserted that they will now run the Venezuelan government until they believe it is safe to return power to ... whoever.

It's probably just a coincidence, but the country the United States government is temporarily running has approximately 303,000,000,000 barrels of crude oil. At the current market price of $57/barrel, this means the United States temporarily possesses roughly $17,300,000,000,000 worth of crude oil. In other words, roughly half the national debt of crude oil.

Another way to look at is the United States now temporarily possesses roughly four times the gross domestic production (GDP) of India.

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— Marco Rubio new's Job: Supreme Overseer of the Pacification of Gran Colombia

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🇺🇸🇻🇪 — Donald Trump says that Nicolás Maduro tried to lock himself in a bunker, but was unable to close the door.

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Im sorry that we did the arab spring instead of the taco spring

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"ha ha the anti White communists got humiliated , guess I fell for it again 🤭"

Libertarianism is a mental disorder

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The President of Somaliland is expected to visit the U.S. to meet the U.S. President, sign the Abraham Accords with Israel, and secure official U.S. recognition.

Somalis rage baited americans so much we're going to recognize a breakway region out of spite

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Last Christmas themed post of the year

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⚡️ Users on TikTok realizing they can just copy and paste the "redacted" text from Epstein file PDFs to read what it says

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That's Dr. PartisanGirl to you

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✡ 🇺🇸 Alex Jones, yes that Alex Jones, has released a statement saying that "he is concerned about the mental wellbeing of Candace Owens, who has now begun spreading an insane conspiracy theory that the Daily Wire, Erika Kirk, Israel, and the United States Military was behind the assassination of Charlie Kirk."

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Congratulations to esteemed journalist Tucker Carlson for winning the 2025 Antisemite of the Year 🎊

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