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Losing hearing in one ear doesn't just make things quieter. It makes every sound feel like it's coming from everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
https://redd.it/1m5ddu2
The new deliberately deployed "Coldplay kiss cams" at events now offer cheaters a chance to pretend they're just joking around when accidentally filmed.
https://redd.it/1m5c2zo
The Epic of Gilgamesh is doomed yaoi.
https://redd.it/1m4qkin
Much like in games, wearing the right “gear” in real life provides stat benefits as well such as charisma, agility, or defense.
https://redd.it/1m3cftc
Using phone without a case is like having unprotected sex. Feels nice but can end up in disaster.
https://redd.it/1m3na7m
If we had completely separate passages for air and food, a congested nose would be a huge problem.
https://redd.it/1m3dv8r
To antimatter entities, we'd be the antimatter.
https://redd.it/1m38ifx
Diabetics take drugs to avoid being high.
https://redd.it/1m35u0d
People complain about calling oat milk milk, but no one complains about peanut butter.
https://redd.it/1m1bciu
Agent 47 is probably bald in order to prevent the collection of DNA samples.
https://redd.it/1m104tq
Bananas would be far less commercially viable if their ripening wasn’t so predictable and tightly linked to their color.
https://redd.it/1m0ne63
Minorities actually are destroying the United States; they’re called billionaires.
https://redd.it/1m04phh
A lot of people are upset about Superman being an illegal alien, wait until they realise he's solar powered.
https://redd.it/1lzje35
An item's potential future value is usually inversely proportional to how hard it is marketed as a collectible.
https://redd.it/1lz6ya0
Professional gamblers likely earn more money working for the casino to counter the techniques they used to gain an edge rather than trying to do it themselves.
https://redd.it/1ly1oc9
1%ers probably look at us the way we look at crazy homeless people.
https://redd.it/1m5bucw
After a certain point in the night, stop lights should function as a stop sign, instead having to wait for the go light.
https://redd.it/1m54gu7
When you eat at home with your partner, it's weird to eat different entrees, but when you eat at a restaurant with your partner, it's weird to eat the same entree.
https://redd.it/1m4c76v
If you stood over a sink with an electric razor and just shaved for weeks on end, eventually that sink would be full. Even though you’d have been freshly shaved the entire time.
https://redd.it/1m3lsmb
Dermatologists are probably the most physically judged doctors during the hiring process.
https://redd.it/1m3hpe1
Foley Artists (people that record movie sound effects) must have really weird bank statements.
https://redd.it/1m36nf3
The lawyer in Jurassic Park wasn't actually a coward: he just had to run to a toilet to avoid pooping himself in a humid, unairconditioned car with two random kids. There ain't no time to light a flare gun and look cool; not when your ass is the flare gun.
https://redd.it/1m39q3m
Generative AI has the same pitfalls as teaching apes sign language, in that it creates information based on what it thinks we want, rather than an understanding of language.
https://redd.it/1m1f2yg
A helicopter consumes different amounts of energy when turning left versus right.
https://redd.it/1m125et
It must be hard to tell if an actor is lying.
https://redd.it/1m0ob3i
If ghosts really produce cold rushes, then a ghost friend would be nice to have in the summer time.
https://redd.it/1m0gtea
Dogs have been domesticated for at least 14,000 years, which means they have been domesticated for all of recorded history.
https://redd.it/1lzrmlr
The JLA is very lucky Flash isn't a prankster. He has LOTS of time on his hands and very little to do with it.
https://redd.it/1lz9b83
Fictional nations in media set explicitly on Earth (Wakanda, Kaznia, Boravia, etc.) must indicate either alternate geography than our own or that some nation (or nations) either doesn’t exist or has less land than in reality.
https://redd.it/1lz29j0
Wolverine could just keep throwing his severed dicks at you until you give up and run away.
https://redd.it/1lyoskz