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Your kitchen is probably the room in your house with the most clocks.
https://redd.it/1ma8cl5
Most people have a unique music fingerprint. For most people, there would be a combination of 2 or 3 obscure songs that only they listened to.
https://redd.it/1m9ubn9
While younger generations may miss out on the benefits of physical movie media, they will also never have to deal with the frustration of fullscreen (pan and scan) vs widescreen.
https://redd.it/1m9cyne
Pictures of people who have polydactyly will automatically be labeled as AI generated.
https://redd.it/1m96zu8
When a movie character becomes obsolete in the grand scheme of the plot, they rarely retire or move away peacefully. Instead, they often vanish dramatically.
https://redd.it/1m8yqji
If tomatoes are fruits, is ketchup jam?
https://redd.it/1m8qhgy
Research studies never say ‘no more research is required’.
https://redd.it/1m8jx5b
Two deaths of celebrities with alliterative names who had reality shows about their families within one week. Someone better keep an eye on those Kardashians.
https://redd.it/1m8jwei
Despite how loathed criminals generally are, they are, ironically, also responsible for the creation of millions of jobs around the world, from police officers, prison guards, and loss prevention staff to locksmiths, cybersecurity specialists, and legal professionals.
https://redd.it/1m7us79
You can tell how cool Ozzy Osbourne was toward his fans by the constant stream of "heres a picture of me and Ozzy!" posts we have been seeing...
https://redd.it/1m7lapo
You have already walked past someone who will appear in your dreams years from now, and you would not know why.
https://redd.it/1m6c4q1
The next cheating couple caught on a jumbotron is going to get away by playing it off as a joke.
https://redd.it/1m6ulx2
We use the adjective “giant” for certain animal names but we didn’t use it for the largest animal to have ever lived.
https://redd.it/1m6pb56
Our pets could be having mild to moderate headaches at any time and we’d probably never know.
https://redd.it/1m61dz3
The older I get, the more depressing the targeted ads become.
https://redd.it/1m5vybx
TI-84 calculators costing almost $100 is shameful and a sign of a monopoly. For $100 a consumer on the open market can purchase a smartphone with far superior functionality.
https://redd.it/1ma51bb
We don’t want to re-live tragedies but we’ll make movies about them.
https://redd.it/1m9iwww
I wonder if people with names that contain the letters I and l prefer serif fonts over sans serif fonts...
https://redd.it/1m9ak3q
If your username ends in 68, everyone will assume you’re 57 years old. But if you were one year older or younger, everyone would assume you were 13.
https://redd.it/1m98p2w
It's easy to look down on bystanders of history. Until you realize you've become one yourself. Then suddenly there are excuses for it.
https://redd.it/1m8wkz4
If The River Styx runs its ferry service weekly, Hogan, Theo and Ozzy might be on the same boat.
https://redd.it/1m8fmlh
When I die, someone is going to have to cancel all of my subscriptions.
https://redd.it/1m8kc06
We could do a lottery where we sample the sewers, and the first person to get a DNA match wins a prize.
https://redd.it/1m8gdbk
Your future self is a stranger you’re slowly getting to know.
https://redd.it/1m7p5fv
Babies being so helpless is a real flex for humans as apex predators.
https://redd.it/1m74afs
Altitude is measurable on any planet or moon, but very few use sea level as the reference point.
https://redd.it/1m6uicc
I wonder if I’ve ever encountered the same insect or wild animal twice in my life.
https://redd.it/1m6ppsg
Buying insurance is like joining a secret GoFundMe where you help strangers in crisis.
https://redd.it/1m6e027
The Earth will one day be, briefly, the closest planet to the sun.
https://redd.it/1m61i1x
If we continue our burial habit, Homo sapiens might become the first large creature to be viable as an index fossil, signifying the start of anthropocene.
https://redd.it/1m5eno9