“If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”
© Robin Williams
“We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.”
© Winston Churchill
“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.”
© Bob Hope
“I will not follow where the path may lead, but I will go where there is no path, and I will leave a trail.”
© Muriel Strode
“We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.”
© Calvin Coolidge
💡 “The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of distress.”
© Confucius
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
© Jack Handey
“Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.”
© Malcolm Forbes
“The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.”
© Evan Esar
“I grew up in a physical world, and I speak English. The next generation is growing up in a digital world, and they speak social.”
©Angela Ahrendts
“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
© Dave Barry
“A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.”
© P. J. O'Rourke
“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”
© Doug Larson
“You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.”
© Sam Keen
“A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.”
© Maya Angelou
“There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same.”
© Chinese Proverb
“Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.”
© Edmund Burke
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’”
© Chris Rock
“Sharing is good, and with digital technology, sharing is easy.”
© Katharine Hepburn
“For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.”
© Ivan Panin
“Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful, that’s what matters to me.”
© Steve Jobs
“I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.”
© Humphrey Bogart