“I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.”
© Maya Angelou
“Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.”
© Dale Carnegie
“Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.”
© Anonymous
“Each of you possesses the most powerful, dangerous and subversive trait that natural selection has ever devised. It’s a piece of neural audio technology for rewiring other people’s minds. I’m talking about your language.”
© Mark Pagel
“Do you really want to look back on your life and see how wonderful it could have been had you not been afraid to live it?”
© Caroline Myss
“All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.”
© Will Rogers
“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.”
© Jerry Seinfeld
“You’ve got to date a lot of Volkswagens before you get to your Porsche.”
© Debby Atkinson
“One of the few articles of clothing that a man won’t try to remove from a woman is an apron.”
© Marilyn vos Savant
“Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.”
© Tracy Lauren Marrow (Ice-T)
“A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
© Fred Allen
“Criticism is something you can easily avoid by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.”
© Aristotle
“I would rather have eyes that cannot see; ears that cannot hear; lips that cannot speak, than a heart that cannot love.”
© Robert Tizon
“When we criticize another person, it says nothing about that person; it merely says something about our own need to be critical.”
© Richard Carlson
“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got an fifty percent what people think you’ve got.”
© Sophia Loren
“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.”
© Henry Ford
“I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, “People will LOVE the ninja version of that.””
© Jonah Hill
“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.”
© Mitch Hedberg
“I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, «Well, that’s not going to happen.»”
© Anonymous
“The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear.”
© Maya Angelou