“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”
© Robert Bloch
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
© Woody Allen
“If you look over your left shoulder and it is saying to go this and your other shoulder is telling you to go the other way. Then just follow your heart and you will be OK.”
Читать полностью…“A committee takes hours to put into minutes what can be done in seconds.”
© Judy Castrina
“The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.”
© Chinese Proverb
“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.”
© Walt Disney
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
© Rod Stewart
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
© Doug Larson
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
© Dave Barry
“Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.”
© Conan O’Brien
“The most precious gift we can offer anyone is our attention. When mindfulness embraces those we love, they will bloom like flowers.”
© Thich Nhat Hanh
“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”
© Maya Angelou
“Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.”
© Cyril Northcote Parkinson
“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.”
© Robert Purvis
“If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.”
© J. M. Power
“In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.”
© Sid Caeser
“Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind.”
© Emily P. Bissell
“As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.”
© Leonardo da Vinci
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.”
© Mark Twain
“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
© Erma Bombeck
“The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again.”
© George Miller
“Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.”
© Plato
“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.”
© Franklin Roosevelt
“If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.”
© Wilson Mizner
“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.”
© Thomas Jefferson