Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 22:32

"Parents always tell you to take accountability for your actions. Yet as an adult everyone is trying to shift to blame somewhere else. Those who take responsibility end up fired or vilified."

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 19:32

"Whether the last two people left in the world engage in intimacy or not, the fate of humanity is doomed."

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 17:32

"In order to seem more fearsome, some animals mimic the patterns of other, more lethal animals: ultimately something will mimic humans"

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 15:32

"You don't have to hurry if someone holds the door for you."

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 14:32

"Coke from a bottle tastes way different than coke from a baggie"

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 12:32

"Speaking 6 languages will do you no good when you have no social skills; any attempts at speaking when abroad will still end up being awkward"

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 05:32

"We decided to let squirrels do basically whatever they please."

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26 января 2024 03:32

"One definition of being rich is living comfortably without having to keep track of paydays."

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26 января 2024 01:32

"You will never see your own corpse"

Shower Thoughts

25 января 2024 21:32

"People are more excited by the idea of turning a baren, lifeless planet into one that is teeming with life than they are about preventing the turning of one that is teeming with life into a barren lifeless planet."

Shower Thoughts

25 января 2024 18:32

"Soon it will be normal for old people to play video games."

Shower Thoughts

25 января 2024 15:32

"Resign and re-sign are too word adjacent"

Shower Thoughts

25 января 2024 13:32

"Scooping oil of a braise"

Shower Thoughts

25 января 2024 12:32

"It's crazy to think that cells have a stronger will to live than the folks who are struggling."

Shower Thoughts

25 января 2024 06:32

"Money may not buy happiness but it does allow you to suffer in comfort"

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 20:32

"It's the 21st century already and lasers are still incapable of making laser sounds"

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 17:32

"At a certain IQ level it becomes offensive to make fun of someone’s intelligence"

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 16:32

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the only thing that's easier done than said."

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 14:32

"CGI was originally meant to make movies cheaper to produce"

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 13:32

"We can all be glad Mosquitoes don't store blood the way Bees do with honey."

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 05:32

"The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue"

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26 января 2024 04:32

"Just like how one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, one man’s fear is another man’s fetish"

Shower Thoughts

26 января 2024 01:32

"Most people don't know how sensitive fire alarms are to pull."

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25 января 2024 22:32

"Being anonymous on the internet makes everyone assume you’re a guy"

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25 января 2024 20:32

"The more depressed you get, the more people avoid you."

Shower Thoughts

25 января 2024 16:32

"Sink holes and Quick Sand"

Shower Thoughts

25 января 2024 14:33

"It really kills when you are no longer able to hide your pain behind your smile."

Shower Thoughts

25 января 2024 13:32

"Hope you heal from things you don't talk about."

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25 января 2024 07:32

"We are told never to write down password, yet credit card issuers get away with printing ours directly on the card."

Shower Thoughts

25 января 2024 06:32

"They always tell you to use a number 2 pencil on tests, but you never even see number 1 pencils."