Shower Thoughts

18 января 2024 17:33

"The stronger you are, the longer a tube of toothpaste will last."

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18 января 2024 16:33

"Porn in the Star Wars universe has way more categories."

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18 января 2024 13:32

"Raisins are grape jerky."

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18 января 2024 04:32

"Modern cellphones are actually really expensive cameras that will be insecure after 3 years, and need replacing."

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18 января 2024 01:32

"There's more people who wake up at the same second than people who fall asleep at the same second."

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17 января 2024 20:33

"Soda is bad for you, therefore Dr. Pepper has broken the hippocratic oath"

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17 января 2024 17:32

"Drug companies make kid’s medicine that taste good, meaning they make adult medicine taste like crap on purpose."

Shower Thoughts

17 января 2024 15:32

"Most companies have at least one psychoactive drug dispensing machine that dispenses the drug at no cost for the users"

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17 января 2024 09:32

"Gen Alpha won't know why GTA5 makes a weird scrambled noise when switching radio stations"

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17 января 2024 03:32

"Being rich is the ability to give away tupperware and not worry about getting it back."

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17 января 2024 02:33

"AI taking all our jobs is a lot more realistic than Skynet"

Shower Thoughts

17 января 2024 00:32

"most motivational movies are made on careers where there is only a 1 in million chance of success, and they ultimately push viewers toward enduring hardship with very less success rate."

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16 января 2024 20:33

"Because of the rise of the AD Machine Rick Rolling someone is no longer possible."

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16 января 2024 16:32

"Cosmically speaking, the day we decided to mark a new year is completely random"

Shower Thoughts

16 января 2024 09:32

"It must hurt more when a tall person trips, and falls"

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18 января 2024 17:33

"For all the nuclear disasters there have been, it's pretty impressive that you've never heard of a nuclear submarine failing"

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18 января 2024 14:32

"Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie."

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18 января 2024 06:32

"At some point your parents bought you your last Happy Meal."

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18 января 2024 02:32

"Smokers are more likely to survive lost in the woods because they carry a lighter"

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17 января 2024 21:32

"The generation that bought the pet rock complains about later generations being dumb."

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17 января 2024 19:32

"A game that is exclusively on a cloud gaming platform cannot be pirated."

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17 января 2024 16:33

"Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly and yet she lost it at the ball."

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17 января 2024 13:32

"You can accidentally make a human life, but not a pizza."

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17 января 2024 04:32

"Handwriting is your hand's accent"

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17 января 2024 03:32

"There’s a chance a video of you has gone mildly viral and you don’t even know about it."

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17 января 2024 01:33

"A lot of people only need to attempt doing one push-up to realise how unfit they are"

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16 января 2024 21:32

"The two things Nelson Mandela is best known for are dying in prison and not dying in prison"

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16 января 2024 17:32

"The more finance and economics you learn, the more you realize the sad reality of the world."

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16 января 2024 12:32

"It's really sad that your money gets devalued simply by other people having more of it."

Shower Thoughts

16 января 2024 07:32

"some day you're going to die and there will be a song playing in your head, and that song will in essence be your ending credits music."