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Shower Thoughts

"You don't see normal ads on pornsites"

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"birthrates going down isn't a problem for humanity, moreso than it's a problem for a made-up economic system that can only sustain itself based on growth."

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"A specific song out there is linked to the highest number of fatal car incidents. Causing people to speed when it comes on."

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"When children make jokes about sex, it's an adult joke. When adults make jokes about sex, it's a childish joke."

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"Human microbiota live their entire lives unaware that they actually live inside a giant organism"

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"For 90% of the world’s population, the sun is closer in winter than in summer"

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"When cows get tired they lay down and sleep in their dinner"

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"Quantum physics is basic knowledge"

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"Burning the haystack is an easy way of finding the needle"

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"Kids are told to be truthfull and also told by adults that Santa Claus exists."

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"The average person doesn’t realize just how athletic professional athletes are"

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"Self-driving cars will likely repossess themselves."

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"Right handed people doing delicate things with their right hand, except for playing guitar"

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"A healthy ecosystem is one that can repeatedly eat itself in a multitude of diverse ways."

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"Most horror films are only scary until the monster is shown."

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"There must be a lot of athletes who doped and never got caught because they still lost"

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"The point of golf is playing as little golf as possible"

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"It’s crazy how many people spend 40 or more hours a week doing something that they aren’t even passionate about or enjoying."

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"You, personally, can't benefit from your Life Insurance."

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"You can never argue against a conspiracy theorist because disproving false information is way more work than coming up with it."

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"Delayed ejaculation is worse for humanity than premature ejaculation"

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"You are unique. Just like everyone else."

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"You never hear about anything being boggled besides minds"

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"It’s not too long before a $5 footlong becomes a $15 footlong"

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"It's incredible how anything sex related is seen as something to keep hidden while everyone being alive is the direct result of people having sex"

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"Given how divided people are when it comes to systems of measurement, it's amazing that we all seem to have agreed upon one standard of timekeeping."

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"Titanic physically exists in 2024 because it sank instead of surviving and being scrapped eventually."

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"A box with lost items and a box with found items are practically the same thing"

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"Money buys everything from love to loyalty, the problem is we lose that love and loyalty when money runs out"

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"No matter how hard you try, you can never remember the moment right before you fell asleep."

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