Shower Thoughts

07 января 2024 21:33

"Paranoid schizophrenics can't have been overly worried about hidden cameras prior to the invention of the camera."

Shower Thoughts

07 января 2024 19:32

"The only reason falling asleep isn't absolutely terrifying is the expectation of waking up again."

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07 января 2024 17:32

"Being born is a life sentence."

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07 января 2024 16:33

"Everyone says eat the rich until they become rich"

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07 января 2024 13:32

"There is a non-zero chance that you are in fact immortal."

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07 января 2024 04:32

"Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal"

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07 января 2024 01:33

"Ai was supposed to take boring jobs and allow pepole to be creative but the opposite happend"

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06 января 2024 21:32

"You can eat a raw egg, but you can't eat a raw chicken."

Shower Thoughts

06 января 2024 20:32

"Most of our ancestors never experienced the simple but thorough pleasure of a hot shower."

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06 января 2024 19:32

"First we learn to speak, then we learn when to remain quiet"

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06 января 2024 17:32

"The story of David and Goliath is actually a story of an inferior warrior having access to a superior long range weapon."

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06 января 2024 15:32

"With our advanced technology it's probable that most 10-year olds have spoken to more people in their short life than most people did in their entire life 150+ years ago."

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06 января 2024 11:32

"All the elements of earth have animals except fire. Animals that live in the water, the air, the earth. But nothing evolved to survive fire."

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06 января 2024 06:33

"Robert Downey Jr might be the last mainstream actor in history to get away with blackface."

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06 января 2024 01:33

"People generations ago had much better handwriting."

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07 января 2024 19:32

"The fly is the least creatively named animal"

Shower Thoughts

07 января 2024 19:32

"We don’t approve of gravediggers desecrating burial plots, but archaeologists doing their thing is cool."

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07 января 2024 16:33

"Lot of TV Remotes will have useless buttons when streaming services shut down."

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07 января 2024 14:33

"Microwaving something for an exact multiple of 10 seconds takes more effort"

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07 января 2024 06:33

"You can't imagine a new color regardless of how hard you try too."

Shower Thoughts

07 января 2024 03:32

"The four classical elements are really the four states of matter"

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06 января 2024 22:32

"The life expectancy of a house declines dramatically when it is no longer lived in"

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06 января 2024 21:32

"Saying ‘Woman-friend’ is weird but ‘Girl-friend’ is normal"

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06 января 2024 20:32

"The Baja Men are still out there wondering who let the dogs out, without an answer"

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06 января 2024 17:32

"When you look someone in the eyes, you just look at one eye and let the other sit in your periphery."

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06 января 2024 16:32

"Heist movies are the only places where you can expect a recruiting person to immediately disclose pay range and scope of responsibilities"

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06 января 2024 13:32

"Almost every hand that you’ve ever shaken has had a penis in it."

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06 января 2024 07:32

"Some people aren't smart enough to feel stupid"

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06 января 2024 04:32

"There's no way that there haven't been at least a few people in history who have fucked an anthill."

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05 января 2024 23:32

"The Incredibles named Dash before he got the power of speed."