Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 22:32

"For all we know, the observable universe might only be an infinitesimally small part of the actual universe"

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 21:32

"Self affirmations are kind of like masturbating your mind."

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 20:32

"3D cinema just kind of seems to have sizzled off"

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 14:32

"There is no creature in any mythos that can only live in direct sunlight."

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 10:32

"Forging A Return to Productive Conversation: An Open Letter to Reddit"

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 07:32

"Statistically, the person with the most potential in a sport has never even tried to unlock it"

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 02:32

"Most definitions of love triangles are not triangles. They are v’s."

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 23:32

"There are people who’ve spent their whole lives in apartments or houses with dishwashers"

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 21:32

"Sprinters are significantly worse in turning right than left"

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 18:32

"There is a staggering number of people that don’t know the difference between lose and loose."

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 16:32

"Bananas Are Berries: In botanical terms, bananas qualify as berries, while strawberries do not."

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 08:32

"You never hear of North Korea having a natural disaster."

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 06:32

"Cows might think humans are weird for having udders on their chests."

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 05:32

"Coffee smells better than it taste"

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 00:32

"2024 is already 1% over"

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 22:32

"Fast food rightfully gets a lot of attention for being unhealthy, but sit down chain restaurants are actually much worse."

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 21:32

"Some people go all through school, then higher education, then to work in a school for the rest of their life and never actaly experience outside of an eduational setting"

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 17:33

"Society as a whole has grown more excepting of things but less forgiving."

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 10:32

"Those who watch hentai are judged harsher than those who watch regular porn, despite consuming the more ethical content of the two."

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 09:32

"The richest fictional characters have less wealth than the richest real people"

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 05:32

"No pay internships are a form of power abuse."

Shower Thoughts

05 January 2024 01:32

"Considering the ratio of strokes to inches, by end of life, the majority of men's right hands have likely traveled to the moon and back"

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 21:32

"One of the greatest modern tragedies is the trend of stupid people assuming anything they can't understand must be fake/wrong."

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 18:32

"All the seven deadly sins harm the soul, but only gluttony harns the body"

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 17:32

"Parents letting their kids explore the Internet in the early 2000s without oversight is the same as parents who let their kids do whatever in the 1980s outside without oversight"

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 15:32

"It’s cool to like cars but nerdy to like trains"

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 07:32

"You’re more likely to find tails up pennies since some people won’t pick them up."

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 06:32

"The only problem with sleep is that you wake up"

Shower Thoughts

04 January 2024 01:32

"No matter how you pronounce Uranus, someone is gonna think it’s funny."

Shower Thoughts

03 January 2024 20:32

"U is the only vowel without its own laugh."