Shower Thoughts

16 декабря 2023 02:32

"Corporal punishment stops being used around the age they can hit back"

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 22:32

"Some sci-fi movies will show the destructions of entire planets with all their inhabitants, yet won't show a single drop of blood"

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 20:32

"Since our brain is an organic computer, sleep is the way we defragment our hard drive."

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 18:32

"There's no gangsta way to get out of a hammock"

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 16:32

"No matter how many times we exercise our dick it never gets any bigger."

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 10:32

"Having a phd doesn't prove that you're smart, not having one doesnt prove anything at all."

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 04:32

"Guns in movies and shows have a really bad misfire rate."

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 00:33

"One of the first sneak previews ever was was the number 5 appearing in the number 4 in Roman Numerals..."

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 22:33

"Chinese propaganda is a huge red flag."

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 21:32

"Intelligence is having post-nut clarity pre-nut."

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 18:33

"Even though 'noon' and 'midnight' remove any ambiguity, people still talk about 12 o clock"

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 16:33

"It's almost hilariously ironic that the universe is absolutely filled with beautiful worlds and galaxies that'll never be seen and appreciated in person"

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 07:32

"We have more modern conveniences that are supposed to make life easier than at any point in history and yet we are busier than ever."

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 06:32

"The pride flag is a rainbow. A rainbow is a curve. A rainbow is not straight."

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 02:32

"The people who get paid the least do the most work."

Shower Thoughts

16 декабря 2023 00:32

"The Milky Way actually has milk in it"

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 22:32

"Everyone knows you Masturbate."

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 19:33

"People are more truthful to their divorce lawyer than they are to their couple's therapist"

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 17:32

"The institutions that used force to get power tell us that force is never the answer"

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 15:33

"Paying for online dating apps is an ugly tax."

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 09:32

"To a cell, multiplication and division are the same thing."

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 01:32

"The sea level rises for every new ship put into it."

Shower Thoughts

15 декабря 2023 00:33

"Eating something extremely spicey will tell you how fast/slow your intestines work."

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 22:33

"The Q in Q-tips looks like a Q-tip going into an ear"

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 20:33

"Passengers who ride historical trains pay more money for worse quality and they like it."

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 17:32

"On average 67 million people die per year. The Simpsons has been on for 34 years. 2,278,000,000 people have died while the Simpsons have been on TV."

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 11:33

"Scientists are certified fuck-arounders that we trust to find out what we don't understand."

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 06:32

"Given that both hair and nails are made out of Keratin, we are very lucky nail pattern baldness is not a thing."

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 04:32

"Disposable cameras will soon be in the same category as floppy disks"

Shower Thoughts

14 декабря 2023 00:32

"An Apple is the definitive object"