Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 23:32

"You will remember someone who inconveniences you longer than someone who doesn't."

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 18:32

"It is amazing that spell checkers can’t figure out a one character error on a keyboard."

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 14:32

"People prefer paragraphs to walls of text for the same reason they won’t watch a 3 hour movie but will watch 3 hours of show episodes"

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 12:32

"While a house and a car are the likely two most expensive things you'll buy, the third might be anything"

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 11:32

"Kim Kardashian is the most successful Porn Star that has ever existed."

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 04:32

"We use plural nouns when describing 0 of something but singular nouns when describing 1 of something"

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 00:32

"It’s sad that we made the most comfortable type of clothes, but we only wear them when we are asleep."

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 23:33

"You can travel east or west infinitely but north and south end at some point"

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 20:34

"Most animals die by being eaten alive"

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 19:33

"Interviewers will ask you to tell them about yourself after you’ve already submitted a resume and a cover letter."

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 16:33

"For anyone actually named John Doe, life must be extremely difficult"

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 14:34

"Someone with aibohphobia is not an aibohphobe, they are an ebohphobe"

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 06:33

"Since morticians typically sew the deceased jaw closed, zombies wouldn’t really be able to bite people"

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 04:32

"A penny saved is actually worth more than a penny earned (after taxes)."

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 02:33

"biofuels are renewable only when used on earth right? cuz they are a part of the natural carbon cycle. so if we fuel a mars rocket with biofuel we are taking carbon away from the earth and putting it on mars. thats no longer renewable"

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 21:33

"The South won’t ever ‘rise again’ and is more likely to disappear due to geological conditions in that slice of the globe"

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 15:33

"3 am feels more 'midnighty' than 12 am"

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 14:32

"Glass offices have nothing to do with a culture of transparency, it’s just so people people see if you don’t work."

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 11:32

"Humans are one of only a handful of animal species that can run a marathon"

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 05:32

"We hear a lot about doting your 'i's and crossing your 't's but never about doting your 'j's or crossing your 'f's."

Shower Thoughts

13 декабря 2023 03:32

"Many seem to have collectively forgotten that driving a car is also operating heavy machinery"

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 23:33

"There's someone out there that only remembers you for something cringe you did"

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 20:34

"Some people have spent countless hours of their lifetimes to save all of us countless hours in ours."

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 20:34

"Supply and demand is a popular saying but nowadays, some demands just shouldn't be supplied."

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 18:35

"People ride on rolling metal mounts everywhere and it's one of the most unastonishing things ever."

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 15:33

"Every joke told indoors is an inside joke"

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 11:32

"Humans get spooked by horror content while being consciously aware that they are not in danger"

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 05:34

"The inside of their cars is most people's third space"

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 03:35

"When bald people wash their face how far up do they go..."

Shower Thoughts

12 декабря 2023 00:35

"Short is a longer word than Long"