Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 23:32

"Star wars is one of the only series of movies to kill over 150 billion people and have it be a normal thing"

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 20:33

"Somewhere along the way, wearing a fedora and trenchcoat has become the MOST conspicuous thing to wear when trying to blend in."

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 17:33

"Cracks in your cellphone's screen have bacteria living in them."

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 16:33

"A restaurant with 4.6 stars is more trustworthy than one with 5.0 stars"

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 13:34

"Anyone who says that they’re going to steal or take your girl and does it is doing you a favor."

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 10:33

"Most animals on earth don’t know what it’s like to hold their pee, with the exception of humans, pet dogs and pet cats."

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 01:33

"being antisemantic is meaningless"

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 23:34

"Nothing's stopping you from putting a disco ball in the living room"

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 22:33

"Instead of being rich and famous, it is better being just rich."

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 20:34

"It's crazy how you can eat muscles of animals for protein to build your own muscles"

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 18:32

"Somewhere in the world, the first trillionaire is out there."

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 15:32

"Our economy is based on how much money everyone spends, but yet we're taught to save money for our retirement while the vast majority work minimum wage."

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 10:33

"We may be 2-3 generations away from not having digital records of our ancestors."

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 06:32

"The Grinch is microscopic."

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 03:33

"The thing crime shows don’t show is the mountains of paperwork required to affect the arrest and win the case."

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 21:33

"In games, you get experience from doing things right, in life you get experience from doing things wrong."

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 20:33

"It’s likely that no one’s ever fucked a bear before"

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 17:33

"A hospital is the most expensive one star hotel you will ever stay in"

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 14:33

"Cancer is so dumb. It doesn't realise that if it kills the person, it dies too."

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 12:33

"Setting your appliances to run when you're asleep or at work helps make living in a small place more bearable. It also makes burglars think twice about breaking in."

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 10:33

"Dangerous driving is reckless driving. But safe driving is wreck less driving."

Shower Thoughts

28 ноября 2023 00:33

"There isn't actually that many songs about rainbows"

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 23:34

"Gay men born by cesarean section may NEVER have come in contact with a vagina."

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 21:32

"Clothing brands use you as free advertisement"

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 20:34

"Many people work hard every day just to prolong a miserable existence."

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 15:32

"Given that earth is 70% water we are lucky that it isn't just a bunch of far apart small islands"

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 13:33

"There’s someone out there or someone who will be born, who is going to have to deal with your corpse."

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 07:34

"Technically all cars in video games are electric"

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 04:32

"The fake workers for the Wendy’s commercials are paid significantly better than their real workers"

Shower Thoughts

27 ноября 2023 00:33

"We're nice to old people who are moving slow but only if they're walking... not if they're driving slow"