Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 22:33

"Satisfying the itch of your butthole is exceptionally orgasmic"

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 19:32

"Junk food commercials never have obese people"

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 17:33

"Google Maps must have saved a lot of marriages"

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 16:33

"Forging A Return to Productive Conversation: An Open Letter to Reddit"

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 14:32

"Resting bitch face is emotional power saving mode."

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 08:32

"There is a limit to how much effort you are legally allowed to put into a police officer Halloween costume."

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 05:32

"It's shocking there aren't any high-level porn actress nicknamed Luna Lovegood"

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 04:32

"Our entire universe might just be a small part of a microbe inside a much larger organism"

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 00:32

"There's a lot of technique and nuance to scratching one's balls that half of people don't appreciate."

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 20:33

"Everyone is having more sex, and less sex than you think."

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 17:32

"Morals must read as stupidity to people without them"

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 16:32

"Being a sheep in the rain must be really miserable…"

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 08:32

"We may have never got the foo fighters if kurt cobain didn't die"

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 04:32

"A child with Down Syndrome is slightly more closely related to one parent than the other."

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 00:32

"Human penises are about four times as long as gorilla penises. So it makes sense why Tarzan insisted upon wearing a loincloth."

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 21:32

"Drunk sex is almost too popular considering the quality of sex is generally worse when drunk."

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 18:33

"it wont be long till people use 20's 30's to describe us in the future"

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 16:33

"We have never seen a villain brush their teeth"

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 15:32

"No one is above the law is a fallacy perpetuated by those who are above the law"

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 12:32

"Everything exists because of sex."

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 06:32

"There are stupid questions."

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 04:32

"You can deal with your trauma better only when you acknowledge the people responsible for your traumas have their own traumas."

Shower Thoughts

26 ноября 2023 02:33

"They only had to change the word snake to essential to get us buying these oils again."

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 21:33

"When hard-core gamers pass from old age, their bloated Steam accounts may become a valuable addition of the will."

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 20:33

"When you die, apart from money and property, your personal belongings are garbage to others"

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 17:32

"Eating anything as the Hulk too big for Bruce to digest will kill him when he reverts."

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 12:32

"You rarely see a depiction of toddler zombies"

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 06:32

"The amount of paper wasted on sending junk mail to people who have moved or don't exist must be astronomical"

Shower Thoughts

25 ноября 2023 01:33

"2019 is a month away from being 5 years ago."

Shower Thoughts

24 ноября 2023 23:33

"The older we get, the riskier 'your mom's jokes are"