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"We're against child labor, unless it's for our entertainment"

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"Anakin Skywalker turned evil at age 23 and died at age 46. He spent half his life in the light and half in the dark. Balance."

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"Snooping through your partner’s phone is considered a toxic trait but that’s how the majority of infidelity is discovered"

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"An icicle is NOT the perfect murder weapon; enter the hand carved wooden knife"

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"As kids, we can’t wait to grow up. As adults, we wish we never did."

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"The eggs came first before the chicken."

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"The Secret to a long life is to hate it, because then it will seem to last forever"

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"All the replicated food from the Star Trek franchise can be considered as vegan."

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"We're lucky that boogers don't smell bad."

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"Forging A Return to Productive Conversation: An Open Letter to Reddit"

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"The fact that french fries are vegan just doesn't feel right"

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"You need money to make more money"

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"Wonderful how majority of people who know how to ride a bike is because someone cared enough to teach them"

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"It’s hard to let someone you don’t like to be right, or someone you like to be wrong"

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"Ratatouille is a mecha anime."

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"Some of you are part of the generation that normalized eating ass, and many of you haven't reckoned with that idea enough."

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"We take the fact that we can only get itchy on the outside of our body for granted"

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"A fireextinguisher is something everyone wants to buy, but never wants to use."

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"Countries that want people to have more kids seem to really like making everything involved in that decision really expensive."

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"Brain freeze is one of the most painful physical sensations but no one cares since it always lasts a few seconds"

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"Restaurant forks have been in more people's mouths than you can imagine."

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"You can commit any crime in space, no one country, state or local entity has the jurisdiction to charge you."

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"Wether or not to use two knives when making a PB+J at a friend’s house is the ultimate test of one’s morals"

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"We're simultaneously main characters in our own life and NPCs in everyone else's lives"

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"It will eventually become common for people with $1 million in their bank account to worry about paying bills."

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"Plunger is a tool that people wish they will never have to use it"

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"You cannot get the same haircut twice"

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"Before we get to live Star Trek we'll first have to live The Expanse."

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"Deaf people have never heard their farts"

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"It’s crazy that people put their mental illnesses in their bios as if it’s a badge of achievement or a medal"

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