Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 23:33

"Methamphetamine and LSD are polar opposites; with meth you think you're acting normal while everyone knows you're high, but with acid you think you're acting strange and obvious while in reality you're just sitting there doing nothing."

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 19:32

"Watching a horror movie and seeing the characters do the exact wrong thing at every opportunity must be exactly how climate scientists have felt for 50 years watching world governments."

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 15:32

"Windows is the friend you tolerate because Apple is stuck up and Linux is a hermit."

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 10:32

"The reason people suddenly drive faster when you try to pass them is because you showed them how slow they were going."

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 07:32

"Smithereens are the most classic thing to be blasted into."

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 04:32

"The light that tells you Caps lock is on really ought to be closer to the caps lock button"

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 00:32

"All sources of light are temporary, and are going to expire one day but darkness, persists forever."

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 21:32

"Deaf people must have been really stoked when they invented text messaging."

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 20:32

"using a love potion to seduce someone is rape, as it's having sex under the unfluence of a substance, and they therefore can't give consent."

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 18:32

"A single piece of granola is a granolum"

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 17:32

"Sally who sells seashells at the seashore must have the most insane profit margins ever"

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 09:32

"Green is the color for both toxic and safe."

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 02:32

"Every member of One Direction went it’s own way"

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 01:32

"Dark skin is a physically advantageous trait in modern society"

Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 22:32

"You really only need to buy 14 calendars in your lifetime as long as you keep them in good condition"

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 22:32

"Despite inflation, bubble gum machines are typically still 25¢"

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 15:32

"A super intelligent species that was able to locate us and then travel all the way here wouldn't need us to take them to our leader."

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 13:44

"Ultimately, Pulp Fiction is about two hitmen who have a fucked up day."

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 08:32

"Buying a Porsche is cheaper in the long run than having kids"

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 05:32

"One type of hell is being ambitious but lazy."

Shower Thoughts

18 июля 2023 02:32

"Walmart made about $600B last year, yet can't install NFC readers on their credit card machines."

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 22:32

"Babysitting typically employs the least experienced people in one of the highest trust situations."

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 20:32

"Weeds have the same motivation as every other plant, but we just deem them unworthy to live."

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 19:32

"The second we die, we become someone's job."

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 17:32

"The younger generations bear the brunt of the recklessness of the older generations"

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 15:32

"The brain named itself, which is a paradoxical act of self awareness."

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 03:33

"Thanks to Bluey there's a entire generation of non Aussie kids that will be using Aussie slang."

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 01:32

"Lack of sleep causes psychosis and hallucinations. So we all are slowly drifting towards insanity but sleep just resets the timer."

Shower Thoughts

17 июля 2023 00:32

"You lose weight when you ejaculate."

Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 21:32

"There are definitely evangelicals out there that refuse their McDonald's when their order number is 666"