Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 20:32

"We dress up for people whom we want to be naked with."

Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 14:32

"Remarkable how free stuff for poor people triggers so much more (middle class) response than all freebies for the rich."

Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 11:32

"One day kids are going to question why we have numbers on TV remotes."

Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 07:32

"Lions are referred to as the ‘King of the Jungle’ when in fact they do not reside in jungles at all"

Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 03:32

"Alcohol companies never a show a drunk person in their ads"

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 23:33

"Tom Cruise is a key member of a really messed up cult that has a frightening amount of power and ruins people's lives daily, but he gets a pass because he does stunts in movies."

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 17:32

"The jobs that AI might be best suited to replace are executive level positions"

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 16:32

"Having your own washroom with clean water on demand is a luxury that many take for granted."

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 12:32

"There are player who left the game for good because you beat them in online game"

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 07:32

"Majority of people wouldn't want used mattresses, but wouldn't think twice about sleeping on beds at hotels/motels/AirBnB."

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 01:33

"Arguing with a dumb person is harder than arguing with a smart person"

Shower Thoughts

14 июля 2023 23:33

"People claim to hate lazy people but secretly envy them because they're able to get out of work no one wants to do."

Shower Thoughts

14 июля 2023 19:32

"When you clean something, you just make something else dirty."

Shower Thoughts

14 июля 2023 16:32

"Being poor is super expensive"

Shower Thoughts

14 июля 2023 16:32

"Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume"

Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 16:32

"There is theoretically a non-zero chance of all the world's 8 billion people farting at the exact same moment."

Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 13:32

"The first thing people look at when we are born is out genitals."

Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 08:32

"Most of the country hates your favorite sports team"

Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 04:32

"We've forgotten how great it was to be able to listen to an answering machine message live and decide to pick up if it was someone we actually wanted to talk to."

Shower Thoughts

16 июля 2023 01:33

"Despite peeing hundreds of thousands of times in their lifetime, men still occasionally miss."

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 22:32

"Incredibly, until very recently, people made their way through complicated road systems without any satnav"

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 16:32

"The jobs that have all white uniforms are painters and chefs, two of the messiest professions"

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 15:32

"Depending on its thickness, smoothies are either eaten or drank"

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 08:32

"Corn dogs are meat twinkies."

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 04:32

"Society has silently agreed a belt always goes around your left side first"

Shower Thoughts

15 июля 2023 00:32

"Pablo Picasso only missed the release of Star Wars by four years."

Shower Thoughts

14 июля 2023 23:33

"Eating two peices of bread and butter seems normal. Eating a butter sandwich seems really abnormal."

Shower Thoughts

14 июля 2023 18:33

"The internet both almost killed off the postal service and then made it more needed than ever."

Shower Thoughts

14 июля 2023 16:32

"Your pets must think you're the highest authority in the world"

Shower Thoughts

14 июля 2023 03:32

"We're lucky that capsaicin isn't excreted via urine"