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"Q-Tips may be the only product where everyone just agrees to ignore manufacturer warnings."
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"The dirtier the mind is, the cleaner the browser history is."
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"Calling yourself an AI artist is almost exactly the same as calling yourself a cook for heating readymade meals in a microwave"
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"Peeing into a pool is way worse than peeing in a pool"
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"People defend celebrities against paparazzi then film random strangers in public without their consent for clout"
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"That dude who defaced the colosseum is looking at 5 years, and sex trafficker Alison Mack just got out after 2"
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"Superman and Spider-Man posing as journalists that constantly have to report on themselves is pretty unethical."
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"Marriage only ends in one of two ways: Death or Divorce (Both ways are not fun)"
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"At a certain age, most of us stopped looking for cool rocks"
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"During the gold fever, the first people who became rich were the ones who sold shovels and picks"
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"The first unmanned airliner will have to be flown thousands of hours carrying cargo to prove to humanity it is safe to carry passengers."
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"We all just decided to agree that mana in video games is blue."
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"Breakfast in bed sounds fancy until it’s the result of depression or poverty."
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"Recently been revealed that cats only meow to humans not to communicate. No one seems to have realised we have done the exact same back to them by doing pspspspsps"
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"The only people that will remember that you worked late and checked your emails on the weekends are your kids."
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"Creating AI art and calling yourself an artist is the same as ordering food and calling yourself a chef."
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"There's a special place in hell for teacher who punish the whole class for one student's misbehavior."
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"People are afraid of dinosaurs even though dinosaurs have never hurt a single human"
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"The first guy to get bit by a bullet ant must've looked like such a bitch."
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"When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less"
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"It's a common saying that you're the sperm cell that won the day against 400 million others. But somehow no one ever says that you're the egg cell that won by default."
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"Lego is simultaneously the world's largest, and world's smallest tyre manufacturer."
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"You can tell unions are good for workers because corporations invest so much money in attempting to break them up or discourage people from forming them"
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"Hard to be a baby, imagine crying because your feet iche and they just feed you some milk"
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"Dating apps feel like when you keep checking the fridge and then lower your standards enough to eat a slice of cheese and a carrot"
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"Personality tests when applying for entry-level jobs aren't to see if you are a good fit. They are collecting data to sell for profit."
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"You can never truly live on an uninhabited island"
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