Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 20:32

"Drumsticks are ice cream cones that are named after cuts of poultry that are named after a musical instrument"

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 18:32

"Being friendly, punctual, & answering emails at the speed of light can completely offset mediocre job performance"

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 10:32

"There is no such thing as unsweetened ice tea. There is tea and sweetened tea. You don’t unsweeten tea that has been sweetened."

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 08:32

"You can't send just one condolence."

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 03:33

"Unsubscribing by entering your email feels like a trap."

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 00:32

"An identical twin who does porn is a recipe for disaster"

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 23:32

"Slapping someone on the butt is the only action that can be used platonically, romantically, playfully, or as punishment."

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 20:32

"Parents hide their smoking habit from their kids, and kids hide their smoking habit from their parents"

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 14:32

"Dinosaurs are cool and all but the largest animal to ever roam the earth is a mammal that still exists in 2023."

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 08:32

"It's really weird how we never see our neighbours bringing their groceries in."

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 05:32

"The human body has a highly sophisticated diagnosis system, but outputs terrible error codes."

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 00:32

"Intelligence isn't genuinely appreciated, until you meet someone who has none."

Shower Thoughts

27 июня 2023 23:32

"Every Language Travels at the speed of sound but Sign Language Travels at the speed of light"

Shower Thoughts

27 июня 2023 20:32

"It is very good that farts don’t have a color"

Shower Thoughts

27 июня 2023 18:32

"Not all clocks have a second hand, but if they did, it'd be the third hand"

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 19:32

"The snooze button has the power to make us feel like rebellious rule-breakers, even though we are the ones who set the rules."

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 16:33

"Beautiful dreams are worse than nightmares."

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 09:32

"There are 7 accepted colours of the rainbow and 2 of them are purple"

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 04:32

"The bread knife is the least washed utensil"

Shower Thoughts

29 июня 2023 01:33

"The Titanic is a litmus test to determine when grave robbery becomes archaeology."

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 23:32

"A fleshlight is the perfect dildo carrying case"

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 21:32

"W is the only letter that explains how it is written"

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 17:32

"In nature, cold milk isn't a thing unless the mother is dead."

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 09:32

"Most people who buy 50 meter water resistant watches will never dive that deep in their lives."

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 06:32

"Never seen anyone claim to be a ‘shower’ and not a ‘grower’"

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 03:33

"Somewhere, someone is spending their last week with a full set of fingers."

Shower Thoughts

28 июня 2023 00:32

"when people making fun of dead rich people it reflects on how big the wealth gap in the society is"

Shower Thoughts

27 июня 2023 21:32

"Soon, Logitech controllers will be sold with a warning to not use to operate submarine vehicules."

Shower Thoughts

27 июня 2023 19:32

"You never see pork in pet food. Any other meat but never pork."

Shower Thoughts

27 июня 2023 17:32

"It doesn't really feel like the next day until about 4am"