Shower Thoughts

11 июня 2023 03:32

"When you get old, most - or even all - of the films and songs you like are made by dead people."

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 23:32

"Most homes are relatively easy to rob, we just hope thiefs don't show any particular interest in them."

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 21:32

"It's really great that wet human hair does not smell like wet dog hair."

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 18:32

"Things you find fun can easily be turned into things you hate by making it a forced routine."

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 06:33

"So many sites are going to have a content drought during the 48 hour blackout"

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 02:33

"The human mind is a defense lawyer, spending hours rehearsing for cases that hardly ever make it to court."

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 00:32

"The better a journalist is at their job, the more dangerous it becomes."

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 23:32

"The instinct to pick up the largest tree branch before going into the wilderness is a foundation of human civilization that doesn’t get talked about"

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 20:32

"Camping couldn't exist until humanity invented not-camping."

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 17:32

"Dr house must be forever constipated from all the codeine he takes. That explains why he's always so grumpy."

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 09:32

"As stupid as you might think fashion is getting, we still haven’t seen someone with unibrow shave everything but the connecting middle"

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 09:32

"There's no such thing as scarcity when speaking about digitally created and distributed assets."

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 05:33

"People will use a cup for water once and put in dishwasher at the end of the day, but use a toothbrush over and over again and never clean it."

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 02:32

"It is odd that the Lord of the Rings trilogy is named after the villain of the series."

Shower Thoughts

08 июня 2023 22:32

"Until proven otherwise, every day is your last day alive."

Shower Thoughts

11 июня 2023 00:33

"Centaurs have two rib cages…"

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 22:32

"Red hats, at least in the U.S, have been ruined forever."

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 20:32

"Dwarfism is a growing problem."

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 15:32

"Threesomes are going to become more prevalent, not because of sexual desire but because soon it will take three working incomes to afford a house."

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 03:32

"Human skin is really good at not getting stained"

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 01:32

"Standard sized laundry baskets are designed with almost no margin for a person’s knuckles while carrying it through a standard sized doorway."

Shower Thoughts

10 июня 2023 00:32

"Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just like take whatever bag you want."

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 22:33

"Men in heavy metal bands seem to have much less male pattern balding than men in the general population"

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 19:32

"Everyone is aware step-sibling porn titles are fake but creators still make them"

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 14:32

"The other side of your skin is wet"

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 09:32

"A lot of holidays are built around guilt tripping people into buying stuff."

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 06:33

"Millenials treat our pets as family because we can't afford one"

Shower Thoughts

09 июня 2023 04:32

"The tourist of Gilligan's Island sure did have a lot of clothes for only a 3 hour tour."

Shower Thoughts

08 июня 2023 23:32

"Smart people can enjoy dumb entertainment, but dumb people can't enjoy smart entertainment."

Shower Thoughts

08 июня 2023 20:32

"Nerds wearing braces is a stereotype because kids who are supported and encouraged in education by their parents come from financially stable households, which can afford braces"