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Shower Thoughts

"Every year that passes there will be fewer people that were born the same year as you"

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"bisexual people must looove straight porn"

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"drinking human milk is somehow weirder than drinking cow milk"

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"Cars are forbidden from touching their own kind"

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"Conspiracy theorists accuse others of being manipulated, but they never consider the possibility that they're being manipulated."

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"Whoever invented toothpaste was fed up."

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"You have a better chance becoming a multimillionaire by correctly predicting the color a roulette ball will land on 23 times in a row than by using a lottery ticket"

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"The age requirement to adopt a child is 25 years old (US) but the minimum marriage age is 14 in two US States."

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"Rich people need poor people, but poor people don't need rich people."

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"Due to the tradition of the tooth fairy, you're only holding on to the money your parents gave you until you can pass it on to your child."

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"The death penalty is unfair. You stay here and suffer like the rest of us"

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"Life is a no limits game."

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"Life has turned into a subscription."

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"Human skeletons are scarier than living humans, but dinosaur skeletons are not as scary as living dinosaurs."

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"You hear a lot about third world countries but never about second world ones"

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"There's a non-zero chance that a something you think you remember from your life actually came from a dream."

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"As we get older we put more and more effort trying to give the impression we have lots of interests while in reality we become less and less interested in most things"

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"When The Simpsons inevitably ends, they may just live on as a breakfast cereal like the Flintstones"

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"It is theoretically possible for every child born in the next 70 or so years to be one sex, dooming the human race"

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"All the raw material required to make an Iphone was there on earth when dinosaurs existed, its just that they didnt know how to assemble it."

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"At some point, your grandparents were just 4 strangers living their individual lives."

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"One day you chose your default response to ‘thank you’ and have since stuck with it"

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"We shouldn't be scared of death because it's either we won't have any consciousness left to experience it or there will be an afterlife."

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"Somehow sticking one leg out from under the covers provides a perfectly balanced body temperature to fall and remain asleep."

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"Every novel is a mystery novel if you are dumb enough"

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"Most 'men vs women' arguments actually have the same problem on both sides, it's just people don't have the perspective of the other."

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"The Binary Millennium is only 14 years away"

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"It is not surprising AI can’t match our brains yet considering the crazy random stuff it comes up with in our dreams."

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"We want our children to be kind with animals, and we give them animal shaped candies in early childhood."

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"People remain lonely because they assume everyone else is not."

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